The Issues: May 2008 Archives
Harri Anne Smith might be our new feyvorite candidate for Congress this year (obvz with the exceptions of Scott Kleeb and ultra-pridey Kay Barnes!!!). If elected, this saucy Alabama Republican will stand up to those ingrate middle eastern sheiks AND lower our taxes. Yes, she HATES taxes! And she hates brown people too!
Viva Harri Anne!
Viva Harri Anne!
If Congressional candidate Kay Barnes has her way, then Missouri will become just another state for dancing ethnic drunks in cowboy hats!
Your fey friends are PROUD to announce our first congressional candidate endorsement of 2008!! It's brokeback hottie Scott Kleeb, who is running for the U.S. Senate from the great state of Nebraska. You might remember him from his smoking hot 2006 house campaign. I know I do! We will gladly approve his message...if you know what I mean!!!
Did you know that the Bratz Babes got preggers and made some Babyz? And that those Bratz' Babies are just as into clothes, makeup, boys, slutty pop songs, and just generally looking "hotter than hot?" as their slut moms? Or that these Bratz Babyz went on to squeeze out a line of Bratz Babyz' Babyz, called Itzy Bitzy Bratz?
I didn't.
(Wait until about 0:30; the BABYZ don't appear until then)
YouTube user Sheldonwh put together this VERY INTERESTING video essay arguing that IT REALLY IS KINDA WEIRD that straight actors in Hollywood get ALMOST ALL of the gay roles.
Bmad, I'm only really posting it for you, cuz I know much you love poorly reasoned and incredibly tedious pedantry, presented in a tone of "Well, these are just MY TWO CENTS!" You'll especially love the ending!
(h/t PoeTV)
For another terrifying ladies-driving-alone ad from Goodyear, click here.
Besides being INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC, this photo also proves that -- despite what Berkeley Breathed thinks -- swimming in regular burqas is still WAY funnier than swimming in burkinis.
(h/t RiotClitShave)
(h/t RiotClitShave)
