The Issues: February 2008 Archives

And now for a clip (from Harry Shearer, the guy who also brought us a raspy Katie Couric being gossipy and style-conscious and calling herself a “tart”) in which Ann Coulter nervously chews Nicorette, pre-broadcast, and explains that she’ll have another only if someone can “chop it up, so I can snort it. That would help.”

There’s some other stuff here, but I'm too lazy to figure out what it is—basically talking heads talking down to their minions.
It’s hard to believe that just two decades ago, a wave of baby-skinnings and blood-orgies swept through the humble neighborhoods of This Great Nation. But thanks to a tireless few, like investigative powerhouses Sally Jesse Raphael and Geraldo Rivera, a path was forged for SRA (Satanic Ritual Abuse) victims like Lauren Stratford to come forward with their shocking stories.

Having been pimped out by her mother to various "smelly" men as a child, Stratford belonged to an undisclosed satanic cult "off and on" for about six years—during which she performed for kiddie pornographers and sacrificed two of her own children to snuff films and another to ritualistic torching—and thankfully lived to pen a best-selling account of her experience, titled Satan’s Underground. Never mind the many, many critics (some of them Christian!) questioning the “validity” of her story, Lauren Stratford was an American Hero, a true survivor—whether it be of SRA or the Holocaust.

More satanic mayhem after the jump!
Now here is a plight I can empathize with:


The illegality is kind of a cruel joke, given the demographic crossover between ferret owners and Californians.

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