Television: April 2008 Archives
In case the last post made you ask, "What stars besides Fergalicious/The Dutchess were on the Trashy Mickey Mouse Club?"
If you don't want to watch the entire 8 minute video, I have done it for you and here is the answer:
1) Fergalicious/The Dutchess
2) MARTIKA
3) Eric Balfour (BEWARE: Link "Dangerous For Work!")
4) J-LoHe
5) Some others of questionable fame
This is not as good a track record as the real Mickey Mouse Club. On the other hand, do they perform STEVIE NICKS on the Mickey Mouse Club?!
Fergalicious/"The Dutchess," Lionel Ritchie, a scary clown and a yoyo.
Chewties - The hot new snack that'll make your tastebuds scream!
...in front of the FLDS polygamous ladies! Did she really ask them to explain the significance of their hair?!!??!
Tricia Walsh Smith is a Park Ave trophy wife who is very upset about the dissolution of her marriage, and she's valiantly taken to The YouTube to air her grievances, as well as to crow about her favorable Tarot card readings.
This video is the dark side to the Real Housewives of New York City story, which turned into nothing but Sweetness & Light by its finale last night. Which is exactly why I think Tricia Walsh Smith would make a fabulous addition to their inevitable second season? (Note to BMAD: you may need to update your KWIZ).
Speaking of RHONYC: Is it just me or are all five of the Real Housewives totally wonderful people undeserving of any criticism we could throw at them? I even came around on Alex and Simon Van Camp by the finale...I for one think the fact that their precious son Francois is a normal, plays-with-food and screams-loudly-at-parties type speaks well of them as parents. And who knew Countess LuAnn was so charitable? Wasn't she SO NICE to that struggling poverty mommy...she even called her "CLEAN"!
(h/t FunFriends)
This video is the dark side to the Real Housewives of New York City story, which turned into nothing but Sweetness & Light by its finale last night. Which is exactly why I think Tricia Walsh Smith would make a fabulous addition to their inevitable second season? (Note to BMAD: you may need to update your KWIZ).
Speaking of RHONYC: Is it just me or are all five of the Real Housewives totally wonderful people undeserving of any criticism we could throw at them? I even came around on Alex and Simon Van Camp by the finale...I for one think the fact that their precious son Francois is a normal, plays-with-food and screams-loudly-at-parties type speaks well of them as parents. And who knew Countess LuAnn was so charitable? Wasn't she SO NICE to that struggling poverty mommy...she even called her "CLEAN"!
(h/t FunFriends)
The other night I was watching THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY and drinking Robitussin when I had a strange vision! Housewife BETHENNY appeared to me and took me on a vision quest to discover my SPIRIT HOUSEWIFE. I awoke with secret knowledge... not just of my own housewifely nature, but also of YOURS! Because we FEYS are generous, I am choosing to share this knowledge with you, our readers, so that you too can unlock your true REAL HOUSEWIFE POTENTIAL. Which HOUSEWIFE ARE YOU?!?!!? Are you Mrs. The Countess De Lesseps? JILL? Or even BETHENNY!!!!? Let's hope you're not ALEX MCCORD VON KAMPEN!!!! Take the quiz and find out!
As many of you know, April 15th is a big day in this country. While some losers will be rushing to file their taxes, I will be sitting at home LOLing while watching the long-awaited return of Courtney Thorne-Smith to prime time television. Yes, According to Jim is finally back and according to JMZZ, Hollywood's wealthiest actress-turned-writer-turned-mommy-thorne-smith is going to be better than ever. Here's a sneak peak at what kind of hijinxxx we can expect next week:Oopsie! LOL. Thank god those writers are back at work!!Jim realizes that Andy has forgotten to use a gift certificate that he had bought him for his birthday. Not wanting to let his money go to waste, he heads off to a restaurant and treats himself to a hefty meal, and all seems fine until Andy remembers the gift certificate just hours before it's set to expire and invites Jim to share in the feast.
Hold on tight to your dreams of drinking coffee just like movers and shakers Kurt Vonnegut, Jane Curtin and HEART. You can do it!
Oprah's staff created this loving tribute to the talk show host's recently deceased dog Sophie. It's the same Sophie who recently purchased Gayle King a "$7.1 million full-floor sky palace atop the 36-floor building at 207 E. 57th St." You go, Gayle!
