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This is HUGE news: Jason Beghe, who was my fourth biggest crush when I was twelve, is NO LONGER A SCIENTOLOGIST! That's right, he has broken free, and in the process he has MADE HISTORY: He is the first MAJOR CELEBRITY to break from the Church to LIVE TO TELL about it!
He's definitely older now, and his sexy cowboy rasp has deteriorated into more of an emphysemic Harvey Fierstein/Ron Leibman gargle, but he's still Beghe to me.
Unfortunately, not one of Beghe's most amazing performances -- his sexy paraplegic in "Monkey Shines," his sexy Park Ranger on an episode of "The X-Files", his sexy military BF for Matt on "Melrose Place", where he got to act alongside our very own Mommy Thorne-Smith -- is available on YouTube. The best I could come up with was THIS CLIP from "Home Alone 4".
Welcome back, Beghe!
The other night I was watching THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY and drinking Robitussin when I had a strange vision! Housewife BETHENNY appeared to me and took me on a vision quest to discover my SPIRIT HOUSEWIFE. I awoke with secret knowledge... not just of my own housewifely nature, but also of YOURS! Because we FEYS are generous, I am choosing to share this knowledge with you, our readers, so that you too can unlock your true REAL HOUSEWIFE POTENTIAL. Which HOUSEWIFE ARE YOU?!?!!? Are you Mrs. The Countess De Lesseps? JILL? Or even BETHENNY!!!!? Let's hope you're not ALEX MCCORD VON KAMPEN!!!! Take the quiz and find out!
