Smutt: March 2008 Archives
Thanks to YouTube user and gainer extraordinairre WilieBoy17, I now have a new, cool, and erotic catchphrase to use when I'm double-fisting gratuitous late-night pizza in front of a horrified JMZZ or Bmad. Now I will seem HOT and SEXY instead of just fat and self-indulgent.
And as my adolescent boy-bewbs start growing back, I will find an eager audience for my transformation on YouTube. WillieBoy17 already has lots of admirers, and he hasn't even cracked 200 pounds yet! You can find their wonderfully supportive comments, where his fans encourage his continued weight gain, compliment his "overhang", and tell him to "watch out for stretchies", here.
I promise to revisit WillieBoy when he celebrates his "200 party".
(h/t Fleshbot)
There is only one reason I am posting this ad for Visa. Can you guess what that reason is?
(h/t AdFreak)
Oh la la! Have you been dreaming of a hot night of amorous action with whorish superstars such as Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer "Jenny From the Block" Lopez, or Jessica Simpson? Right: WHO HASN'T?! And guess what? Now your dreams can come true, kinda, because RADAR has alerted me to a line of truly cunning celebrity look-alike inflatable sex dolls! All of the spicy ladies above are represented, along with some sexy, unexpected wildcards like Desperate Housewife EVA LONGORIA. (Strangely UNrepresented is a Britney doll. How can they not have Britney? I don't understand.)
The J-HO doll, pictured at right, is clearly the hottest. I can certainly see the J-Lo resemblance-- who else but Jenny would wear yellow eyeshadow on her NOSE?-- but really I like this doll because she also bears an uncanny likeness to Liza Minelli. WILKOMMEN AND BIENVENUE! The J-Ho doll comes equipped with the star's signature fat ass, which you can view for yourself after the button pressy thingy. If you work in an office with inflatable co-workers, don't click, because they might find this offensive.
So you're sitting at home watching some porn when suddenly A MAN BURSTS IN WITH A SWORD!!!!!
(Via Jezebel)
