Smutt: February 2008 Archives



This banned Carl Jr's advertisement is both disgusting and genuinely homoerotic.


...and now I'm a furry.

(h/t PoeTV Hopper)

I had no idea the erratically brilliant British riot grrl/queercore act Huggy Bear ever put out a video. Apparently they did, and for "Pansy Twist" -- their faggiest song -- no less!

Huggy Bear meant a lot to young, music-loving gays of the time because they showed us you could be gay and punk...without being Pansy Division.

Special bonus: penis in the bathtub!
ank93.jpgAt Zoofur, you can purchase dildos shaped realistically like the members of your favorite animals. And you don’t have to settle for the oh-so-common, albeit delightful, horse dong. You can choose from the tricky raccoon, the adorable mouse, the straightforward orca, and even a tentacle (for those, as the site helpfully notes, who are up for an “alien probeing [sic], or a dip in the sea”) along with an array of fantastical or extinct—and apparently well-endowed—creatures like the gryphon, the dragon, and the raptor, and I know at least one person who will be excited about that.
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Serial adulterer John McCain apparently had sexual relations with this woman, Vicki Iseman! I guess this explains why Mrs. McCain is stealing painkillers from a charity! And also, Laura Bush killed someone!

From the NYT:

Early in Senator John McCain's first run for the White House eight years ago, waves of anxiety swept through his small circle of advisers. A female lobbyist had been turning up with him at fund-raisers, in his offices and aboard a client’s corporate jet. Convinced the relationship had become romantic, some of his top advisers intervened to protect the candidate from himself — instructing staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warning her away and repeatedly confronting him, several people involved in the campaign said on the condition of anonymity.

YAY, bye, bye gramps!!!


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Can you name this CLASSIC tune from the 80's by the lyrics alone?

Mmm BowBow
Chicka chicka
mmm bowbow
Chk...chicka chicka
Beautiful
BowBow
Oh yeah
BowBow
Chk...chicka chicka


(Hint...I put the title in the title of this post!)

The answer--and an mp3 of the classic track!--after the jump.


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