Fey Friends http://feyfriends.com/ You're So Welcome en-US Copyright 2008 Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:20:18 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification R.I.P. Jesse Helms jesse-helms-sized.jpg
Fey foe dead on the 4th of July...From NYT:

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina Senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

The White House said that "America lost a great public servant and a true patriot today." Among the inimitable  comments delivered by this great public servant:


That the University of North Carolina  should be renamed "the University of Negroes and Communists;"

That black civil rights activists are really "communists and sex perverts;" and

That gayz are "weak, morally sick wretches."

I'll leave you with the true patriot's classic "Hands" ad from his racist 1990 campaign.


]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/07/rip-jesse-helms.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/07/rip-jesse-helms.html CULTURE Celebritiezzz Politics The Issues Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:20:18 -0500 They Live! Amazing Grocery Store Scene Just a typical trip to Trader Joe's...]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/they-live-grocery-store-scene.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/they-live-grocery-store-scene.html CULTURE Foolishness GROSS!!! Gaiety Moviez Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:04:24 -0500 No-Face Chase ChaseCARDXMAS.jpgOMG, sweet precious Chase is a cat who got run over by a car and lost her nose, her eyelids, and parts of her cheeks. Now she is happy, living with a nice family, and occasionally visits people with deformities as a form of therapy.

I LOVE HER!!!
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/noface-chase.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/noface-chase.html 2kewt Aminals cats Chase deformities no face chase Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:14:44 -0500 Glaad Suucks, Vol. 87
GLAAD is freaked out about nothing again, this time a single statement in a recent episode of Morgan Spurlock's FX series "30 Days." They've released this press release urging FX to correct, counter, or modify a statement made by some Christian conservative douchebag on the show and urging GLAAD Faans to write in and do the same.

The story has been picked up by most of the big gay blogs, with no one bothering to acknowledge that Spurlock and "30 Days" have already proven themselves to be dedicated friends of teh gays who deserve the benefit of the doubt. I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but you can tell from the way they are cutting between the gay couple featured on last night's episode, taking loving and responsible care of their children, and that crazy conservative dipstick spouting nonsense, whose side they are on.

As for that ogress crying at the end of the clip about how her "femininity" was undervalued by her gay parents, well she obviously just needs to crawl back under her bridge and get over it. I repeat: GLAAD SUUCKS.

UPDATE: Dan Savage has seen the episode and concurs with GLAAD on this one. So I'm probably wrong about how deftly the issue is handled by 30 Days. But GLAAD still sucks.
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/glaad-suucks-vol-87.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/glaad-suucks-vol-87.html FEY ALERT Foolishness Gaiety Politics The Issues 30 days fx get a job glaad glaad suucks spurlock Wed, 25 Jun 2008 14:49:59 -0500 Mr. Burgess -- "Gay Day" Not sure if this stuff is already overexposed, but this is an audio recording of some disc jockeys from Orlando prank calling a "Mr. Burgess" from Grenville, MS and antagonizing him about having a "Gay Day" in his town. Mr. Burgess responds with a blistering torrent of "F" bombs.

I can't help it: I laughed. But then I have a weakness for prank calls. For the record, as these DJs have repeatedly harassed Mr. Burgess I am inclined to forgive him his "F" and even his "N" bombs.
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/mr-burgess-gay-day.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/mr-burgess-gay-day.html Foolishness Gaiety Politics faggot good christians grit eating fatback sucking jm j bullock prank call queer Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:07:26 -0500 Gay Mayo This cute British ad features a gay kiss. It's not really making a pro-gay point, as the man behind the counter is actually the family's "mum" transformed into an authentic NYC deli-man by the power of Heinz' Deli Mayo line of flavored mayos, but it's still got Bill O'Reilly huffing and puffing and loads of British parents complaining. ]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/gay-mayo.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/gay-mayo.html Foolishness Gaiety Television The Issues ads deli mayo genderblending Heinz Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:25:12 -0500 TR is back! andietr.jpg
Good news for all lovers of wealthy gay silver fox lovers!  After a brief hiatus from his lucrative modeling career, TR PESCOD, the world's most extravagant renter, is back in this fabulous photo shoot with MOVIE STAR ANDIE MACDOWELL.  Poor Ina must be so jealous!

Full gallery here.
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/tr-is-back.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/tr-is-back.html Hunkery Andie Macdowell silver foxes TR Pescod wealthy Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:21:33 -0500 Framed Youth

This completely rad British documentary from '83 -- subtitled "Revenge of the Teenage Perverts"--features early interviews with 80's gay icon Jimmy Sommerville, as well as oodles and oodles of playfully primitive gay-and-lez videography.

(h/t AfterElton)
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/framed-youth.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/framed-youth.html CULTURE Gaiety Music Politics The Issues betamax framed youth gay 80s homophobia oodles Fri, 20 Jun 2008 12:46:23 -0500 "The Vagina Is A Dead End Street" Sue Johansen says what I've always felt to be true. Bonus: Queefs. (h/t PoeTV)

]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/the-vagina-is-a-dead-end-stree.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/the-vagina-is-a-dead-end-stree.html dead end streets lady farts queefs sue johansen Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:50:56 -0500 Marco Del Rossi et Dylan: L'Histoire D'Amour What could be more amourish than gay Canadian high school gay love DEGRASSI STYLE?  Not much!  From Marco et Dylan's first romantic meeting to Marco's totally fagged-out locker interior and disgusting/fabulous denim ensembles, sleeveless t's and capri pants, to the couple's romantic/moving gay kissing, to Dylan's ultimate betrayal with some obnoxious sparklefag and Marco's queeny hyperventilating freakout in response, this Canadianly fabulous 9 minute fan-made-video had me weeping faggy-pig tears from start to finish! (Thank you to non faggy-pig DAN for alerting me to this gr8 video!)]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/marco-del-rossi-et-dylan-lhist.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/marco-del-rossi-et-dylan-lhist.html Gaiety Television amour canadian capri pants degrassi Dylan faggy pigs gaiety histoire Marco romance tragedies Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:01:02 -0500 Bulletball SUCKS
Inventor Marc Griffin shows off his invention "Bulletball" on "American Inventor". For a friendlier take on the Bulletball craze, check out this informercial.

(h/t FunFriends)
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/bulletball-sucks.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/bulletball-sucks.html Foolishness Television marc griffin misguided individuals olympic sports reality television tablesports Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:25:01 -0500 I'm Voting Republican ]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/im-voting-republican.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/im-voting-republican.html Politics Service Journalism The Issues Sun, 15 Jun 2008 12:35:19 -0500 Racist Sock Monkey Obama sockobama.jpg
They are selling these Barack Obama sock monkeys here, although they are currently out of stock.

This is my response:   :-O
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/racist-sock-monkey-obama.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/racist-sock-monkey-obama.html Foolishness Politics The Issues barack obama racist sock monkey Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:16:49 -0500 Meat Wave futurecastpf1.jpg
(via RiotClitShave)
]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/meat-wave.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/meat-wave.html Foolishness Gaiety Smutt Television boner heatwave weatherman Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:01:51 -0500 McCainiac Yay, the McCain Girls are back! And they are voting like they've never voted before...]]> http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/mccainiac.html http://feyfriends.com/2008/06/mccainiac.html FEY ALERT Foolishness Gaiety Music Politics Television The Issues campaign gop John McCain mccain mccain girls mccainiac republicans video Tue, 10 Jun 2008 18:19:13 -0500