Politics: April 2008 Archives
First Cindy McCain stole Percocet and Vicodin from the hands of veterans at a WAR VICTIMS’ CHARITY and now this! Almost fifteen years after Cindy’s painkiller thievery was exposed, the Huffington Post reports that Mrs. McCain stole recipes from the Food Network and dishonestly passed them off as her own!
On a section of McCain's site called "Cindy's Recipes," you can find seven recipes attributed to Cindy McCain, each with the heading "McCain Family Recipe”…. some of the "McCain Family Recipes," were in fact, word-for-word copies of recipes on the Food Network site.
Yes, Cindy was taking credit for recipes concocted by the
amazingly bulimic chef Giada De Laurentis and
Shame on you, Cindy. No wonder your husband has such kind things to say about you.
In case this is the only website you read (that is, in case you are my mother) I thought I should break the news here that The McCain Girls were, indeed, just messing around. According to HuffPo, they are the products of comedy site 23/6 and are in no way actual John McCain supporters. Now that the truth is out, it's kinda funny how little funny there is leftover.
Oh well. Maybe La Pequena is working on something right now.
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The whole McSkeevey vs. Golan thing is so last year, I know, but for whatever reason I just CANNOT MOVE ON. It must have something to do with the incredible hotness of totally unghy Israeli stud Golan Cipel, the man who singlehandedly made powder blue Izods sexy again.
Well so in any case it's news to me--and maybe only to me--that he has a TOTALLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE where he finally gets to tell HIS SIDE of THE STORY. And let me tell you: I BELIEVE HIM.
Cipel paints an utterly boner-chilling story of a sexually obsessed, persistent, and borderline rapey boss (McGreevey) preying on the naivete and gratitude of a fresh-off-the-EL-AL-Airbus employee. His account includes many puzzling erotic details, like the following:
"I fell asleep, when all of a sudden I felt someone was pulling on my right leg. I looked down and saw the Governor lying next to me on the floor. His penis was exposed and he was rubbing it against my foot."Seriously, WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER would rub his penis against an innocently sleeping Cipel's foot, when he could just as easily have rubbed it against the inside of Golan's mouth?! What a waste.
The tension of Golan's story is amplified throughout by the generous use of completely inappropriate and random stock images. I highly recommend you check it out HERE.
Yeah, we're definitely in diminishing returns territory here...but I made a promise to post ALL THINGS MCCAIN GIRLS and I intend to keep that promise.
I just hope they do "Kiss the Rain" next.
Here at FeyFriends we have been waiting with (mastur)bated breath for STUD DADDY PUNDIT Cliff Schecter's new book slamming Grandma John Mccain-- and Cliff has not disappointed! We've long grown accustomed to Cliff's masculine and authoritative rhetorical style on the chat circuit, but were truly unprepared for the hunky journalistic swordsmanship that his new book reveals. In THE REAL MCCAIN, Schecter bares a strapping, hairy-chested brand of reportage that left everyone at Fey headquarters red-faced and breathless. Also, it turns out that John McCain thinks women are cunts! (I wonder if he knows that Laura Bush KILLED someone!?)According to Schecter's book:
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.Not only is this dropping of the cunt-bomb misogynist and mean to good-time wife CINDY-- whose pill-thieving ways would make her a hit at any fey soiree-- it's also clearly HOMOPHOBIC! As someone who routinely wears at least half an inch of foundation, I am offended and will not be voting for Mr. John Mccain!
(Via Raw Story)
JMZZZ, have you looked into Morton Downey, Jr.'s trashy grave?
