Politics: February 2008 Archives
New York Magazine has a profile of Chlesea Clinton this month that suggests a future career in politics for the former first daughter. It also reveals her sexy side.
Like her father, Chelsea is, in fact, a big flirt (not something her mother is known for). Approached by a tall model-handsome college jock at the University of Utah, she literally batted her eyelashes at him. ‘Hell-o!’ she said in a Mae West tone before posing for a snapshot with himShe might even be the next President Clinton. Waaaaa. Can't we just have one now???
Hillary Clinton is asked, by Ellen Degeneres, a simple question—will she or will she not ban glitter?—and of course responds with trademark Clinton double-speak: it’s not a simple “yes or no” question, allow it for some, ban it for others (e.g. those "over twelve”).
I don’t know about you, but I can’t take four (or eight) more years of this! (via Towleroad)
I don’t know about you, but I can’t take four (or eight) more years of this! (via Towleroad)
Please end this nightmare.
During tonight’s CNN non-face-off, one talking head stood out—and it was, unsurprisingly, neither Barack nor Hillary. It was former waiter and Univision anchor Jorge Ramos! In asking each of his questions, this salt-and-pepper dreamboat began by letting a string of sexy Spanish phrases tumble from his sly grin and ended with a heart-melting flutter of bedroom eyes (that were also shooting skeptical laser-beams at Hilly, the recipient of the highly coveted official Fey Friends presidential endorsement, at least for today). Kinda like Anderson Cooper, if Anderson Cooper wasn’t such a whiney WASP.
More sexy pixxx after the jump!
Continue reading Fuck TR Pescod (And Not Literally This Time).
Like the shameless trendwhores they are, gay politicos have fled the sunk and sinking ships of the Edwards and Clinton campaigns to chase the white dragon called Barack Obama. According to this feature on Queerty, where they interviewed three high-ranking gaympaign members about their support, these thoughtful, professional homos chose Obama because 1) He's like, you know, all hopeful and shit; 2) We met at a party, LOVE him; and 3) I dunno, pass the poppers!
Way to decide this one on the merits, boys. JEEZ. Why don't teh gays realize how delightfully andro and feybulous America would be under a Mr. President Hillary Clinton? Or how boring and sanctimonious it will be if we're stuck with this guy for four years?
Oh well, I know this race is over. My sole consolation is knowing that by voting for Obama, I will also be voting for her.
...through Song!
I expect amateurish, off-key political songs from liberal-arts feminist street-theater types, but I thought one thing I could count on from conservative pundit chicks is that if they can't sing they, you know, wouldn't.
I was wrong. :(
I expect amateurish, off-key political songs from liberal-arts feminist street-theater types, but I thought one thing I could count on from conservative pundit chicks is that if they can't sing they, you know, wouldn't.
I was wrong. :(
Serial adulterer John McCain apparently had sexual relations with this woman, Vicki Iseman! I guess this explains why Mrs. McCain is stealing painkillers from a charity! And also, Laura Bush killed someone!
From the NYT:YAY, bye, bye gramps!!!
Early in Senator John McCain's first run for the White House eight years ago, waves of anxiety swept through his small circle of advisers. A female lobbyist had been turning up with him at fund-raisers, in his offices and aboard a client’s corporate jet. Convinced the relationship had become romantic, some of his top advisers intervened to protect the candidate from himself — instructing staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warning her away and repeatedly confronting him, several people involved in the campaign said on the condition of anonymity.
Well that doesn’t change the fact that her marriage is the
product of ADULTERY!! While still married to first wife Carol, John McCain
began an affair with Anheuser-Busch beer heiress Cindy. He married her just a
month after dumping Carol, who was crippled in a car accident.
At least she loves her country!
Although I absolutely loved this profile of former White House chef Walter Scheib in am New York, one thing was mysteriously left out – Laura Bush killed someone. Yes, the MSM loves to talk about how Laura is “adament (SIC) about organics,” but what is her position on killing ex-boyfriends???
Check out a hot NSFW pic after the jump!
Continue reading Laura Bush Killed Someone!.
Here at feyfriends, nothing gets our LOINS twitching faster than a sexy democratic PUNDIT. unfortunately, for several years we've been stuck with unattractive, simpy losers like janeane garafalo, al franken, and actually i can't think of any more because clearly they are just that unremarkable. the point is that none of those idiots could ever hope to compete with a hot to trot good-time-gal like laura ingraham, an icy temptress with fire down below like ann coulter (a bona fide fag hag to boot!), or even that roly-poly PNP daddy bear, Rush Limbaugh himself! Republicans may be AIDS-loving assholes and fuckwads, but they surely do punditry right.
Thank God CLIFF SCHECTER finally came along. Not only does he have a VIRILE, MUSCULAR rhetorical style that would satisfy any quivering sub at the Eagle, but he is also a total fucking stud. In this, his UNABASHEDLY EROTIC first appearance on MSNBC, he wipes the floor with the LOLishly named "republican strategist" Cleta Mitchell. Watch how he cuts right to the heart of the matter, righteously calling out the Republican Party for what it is-- "The party of criminals and pedophiles!" BE STILL MY HEART. You can tell Cleta's getting a little hot under the collar herself. Cliff: if you're ever up for a little sexy roleplay, call me. I'll be Nancy Reagan.
* (Okay, this video is really old, but Cliff doesn't seem to have made many appearances this election season. I was worried about his whereabouts until I got word that he is working on a super secret project due out soon. I hope it's a CALENDAR!)
Thank God CLIFF SCHECTER finally came along. Not only does he have a VIRILE, MUSCULAR rhetorical style that would satisfy any quivering sub at the Eagle, but he is also a total fucking stud. In this, his UNABASHEDLY EROTIC first appearance on MSNBC, he wipes the floor with the LOLishly named "republican strategist" Cleta Mitchell. Watch how he cuts right to the heart of the matter, righteously calling out the Republican Party for what it is-- "The party of criminals and pedophiles!" BE STILL MY HEART. You can tell Cleta's getting a little hot under the collar herself. Cliff: if you're ever up for a little sexy roleplay, call me. I'll be Nancy Reagan.
* (Okay, this video is really old, but Cliff doesn't seem to have made many appearances this election season. I was worried about his whereabouts until I got word that he is working on a super secret project due out soon. I hope it's a CALENDAR!)
Sorry, Hillary, this is really pathetic...
So I guess we should too?
