Hunkery: April 2008 Archives
This is HUGE news: Jason Beghe, who was my fourth biggest crush when I was twelve, is NO LONGER A SCIENTOLOGIST! That's right, he has broken free, and in the process he has MADE HISTORY: He is the first MAJOR CELEBRITY to break from the Church to LIVE TO TELL about it!
He's definitely older now, and his sexy cowboy rasp has deteriorated into more of an emphysemic Harvey Fierstein/Ron Leibman gargle, but he's still Beghe to me.
Unfortunately, not one of Beghe's most amazing performances -- his sexy paraplegic in "Monkey Shines," his sexy Park Ranger on an episode of "The X-Files", his sexy military BF for Matt on "Melrose Place", where he got to act alongside our very own Mommy Thorne-Smith -- is available on YouTube. The best I could come up with was THIS CLIP from "Home Alone 4".
Welcome back, Beghe!
This news story is about an Australian rugby player who's in hot water for sticking his finger up his opponents' buttholes.
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
This guy is so obviously hot I'm afraid it might be a little too easy to guess, so I am going to be a bit light on details upfront. Let's just say that this former PM of Israel is still a VERY PROMINENT figure in Israeli politics...as well as in MY FEVERED SEXUAL FANTASIES. I will spare you a full recounting. Suffice it to say, they typically involve me in the role of a peacenik Israeli petitioning him at his office at the Likud -- he's the party's current chairman -- and begging him to ease up on his hardline stance on the Occupied Territories; him calling me a hippie weinie and friend of the terrorists, then proceeding to strip and rape me on his desk.
Find out who the Secret Stud is after the Button Pressy Thingy!
Continue reading Bobo's Secret Studs: The Israeli Warmonger.
The whole McSkeevey vs. Golan thing is so last year, I know, but for whatever reason I just CANNOT MOVE ON. It must have something to do with the incredible hotness of totally unghy Israeli stud Golan Cipel, the man who singlehandedly made powder blue Izods sexy again.
Well so in any case it's news to me--and maybe only to me--that he has a TOTALLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE where he finally gets to tell HIS SIDE of THE STORY. And let me tell you: I BELIEVE HIM.
Cipel paints an utterly boner-chilling story of a sexually obsessed, persistent, and borderline rapey boss (McGreevey) preying on the naivete and gratitude of a fresh-off-the-EL-AL-Airbus employee. His account includes many puzzling erotic details, like the following:
"I fell asleep, when all of a sudden I felt someone was pulling on my right leg. I looked down and saw the Governor lying next to me on the floor. His penis was exposed and he was rubbing it against my foot."Seriously, WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER would rub his penis against an innocently sleeping Cipel's foot, when he could just as easily have rubbed it against the inside of Golan's mouth?! What a waste.
The tension of Golan's story is amplified throughout by the generous use of completely inappropriate and random stock images. I highly recommend you check it out HERE.
Welcome to the first entry of my new feature, Bobo's Secret Studs, in which I challenge conventional fag wisdom and definitively declare some heretofore widely-regarded-as-unhot person to be, in fact, actually totally hot.
The fellow I am about to so catapult has been a screen actor for forty years now, and although he is defs past his prime, he is still totally Secret Stud Status-worthy. One of the best things about this Secret Stud is that, after a very nudity-heavy breakout role in the late 60s, he had a late-career renaissance in the 90's stuffed with awesome nudity, including two surprising romantic leads and another lead role in which he played a naughty cop who liked to masturbate into the car windows of terrified Bridge-and-Tunnel girls.
Find out who I'm talking about after the button pressy thingy!
Continue reading Bobo's Secret Studs, Vol. 1: The Naughty Cop.
