Hunkery: March 2008 Archives
Thanks to YouTube user and gainer extraordinairre WilieBoy17, I now have a new, cool, and erotic catchphrase to use when I'm double-fisting gratuitous late-night pizza in front of a horrified JMZZ or Bmad. Now I will seem HOT and SEXY instead of just fat and self-indulgent.
And as my adolescent boy-bewbs start growing back, I will find an eager audience for my transformation on YouTube. WillieBoy17 already has lots of admirers, and he hasn't even cracked 200 pounds yet! You can find their wonderfully supportive comments, where his fans encourage his continued weight gain, compliment his "overhang", and tell him to "watch out for stretchies", here.
I promise to revisit WillieBoy when he celebrates his "200 party".
(h/t Fleshbot)
There is only one reason I am posting this ad for Visa. Can you guess what that reason is?
(h/t AdFreak)
Ever since we found out yesterday that governor-i'd-like-to-fuck (for free!) Eliot Spitzer had been reduced to taking up with WHORES, JMZZ and I have been waiting anxiously for the details about what, exactly he was doing with those hookers! And just how gay it might be, even though the hookers were ladies. Well everyone's favorite hollywood madam and undie designer, HEIDI FLEISS, thinks she knows! And it is 50% gay!
"I saw many famous people—more famous than Eliot Spitzer—and you know what, you pay people right, you treat them right, you don't have a problem." The devil, she says, was in Spitzer's particular freak, which left the gals who are alleged to have serviced him describing the governor as "difficult," with demands that involved "things that, like, you might not think were safe."
"I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms," Fleiss says, speculating but strangely confident.
(Via Radar)
I had the tiniest bit of a crush on this Raul Esparza fellow from his small recurring role on "Pushing Daisies", as Olive Snook's unrequited suitor Alfredo Aldirisio, but when I stumbled upon his brilliant performance as Bobby, the lead character in Sondheim's notoriously difficult-but-amazing "Company," on PBS one night it escalated into a full-blown obsession.I don't know what it is about him. Maybe it's the fact that he's openly at least sorta maybe gay? Maybe it has something to do with the character he played...In "Company", chronic bachelor Bobby struggles with issues of fidelity and commitment while going through one-night stands like Kleenex, so he's intriguingly slippery and unattainable. Also, "Bobby" is just a real hot name. (Come to think, so is "Raul".)
In the end, I think the reason I think he's hot is...BECAUSE HE'S HOT. He looks like my old favorite Gerard Butler (or "Buttzla" to those in the know) but less muscley and a bit doughier.
Which means he meets all my criteria for perfection: hot + approachable/attainable. Sigh.
I put up a clip of him performing a song from "Company" after the button pressy thingy.
This ad featuring a quite healthy Patrick Swayze—cut straight out of a 1974 issue of After Dark, which succeeded Ballroom Dance Magazine as the world's preeminent entertainment magazine—is, as this listing points out, “perfect for framing.”In addition to “gay interest” stars like Dolly Parton, Peter Berlin, Barbara Streisand, and Marlon Brando, After Dark featured very gay ads, including those for porn studios and for important books like footballer David Kopay’s account of his gaiety, Paul Monette’s Gold Diggers ("Glittering, Glamorous, Gay"), and Michael Denneny’s Lovers: The Story of Two Men: "A poignantly true love story, with photographs!"
After the jump, an NSFW shot (maybe by Mapplethorpe?) of Arnold Schwarzenegger from After Dark.
According to CNN:
“The 23-year-old prince holds the rank of cornet—equivalent to a second lieutenant—and serves as a forward air controller with a group called Joint Tactical Air Control, or JTAC.”Hot!
Above, a clip that tracks His Royal Heinie from infanthood to his latest role: gallant white knight.
