Hunkery: February 2008 Archives
Because the puritanical Academy neglected to include Brad Renfro in its montage of recently deceased celebrities, Fey Friends will now take the opportunity to present this “Sexy Tribute” appropriated from a Youtube user named, adorably, “donttouchmetodd” (who is also apparently the keeper of bradrenfro.org).
During tonight’s CNN non-face-off, one talking head stood out—and it was, unsurprisingly, neither Barack nor Hillary. It was former waiter and Univision anchor Jorge Ramos! In asking each of his questions, this salt-and-pepper dreamboat began by letting a string of sexy Spanish phrases tumble from his sly grin and ended with a heart-melting flutter of bedroom eyes (that were also shooting skeptical laser-beams at Hilly, the recipient of the highly coveted official Fey Friends presidential endorsement, at least for today). Kinda like Anderson Cooper, if Anderson Cooper wasn’t such a whiney WASP.
More sexy pixxx after the jump!
Continue reading Fuck TR Pescod (And Not Literally This Time).
Well well well well well well well.
It seems that we here at FeyFriends are not alone in obsessing, dreaming, and drooling over the silverfox god that is TR Pescod. I suppose it is only natural that Silver Feast, the site devoted to all things salt + pepper + MALE, would take an interest in the man who singlehandedly made gray pubes the accessory du jour. I'll even reluctantly admit that they got there first. TR Pescod IS a whole lotta man...surely there's enough to go around?
WRONG.
Silver Feast, consider yourself warned: this feud's gonna be bloody.
Get a smock.
Here at feyfriends, nothing gets our LOINS twitching faster than a sexy democratic PUNDIT. unfortunately, for several years we've been stuck with unattractive, simpy losers like janeane garafalo, al franken, and actually i can't think of any more because clearly they are just that unremarkable. the point is that none of those idiots could ever hope to compete with a hot to trot good-time-gal like laura ingraham, an icy temptress with fire down below like ann coulter (a bona fide fag hag to boot!), or even that roly-poly PNP daddy bear, Rush Limbaugh himself! Republicans may be AIDS-loving assholes and fuckwads, but they surely do punditry right.
Thank God CLIFF SCHECTER finally came along. Not only does he have a VIRILE, MUSCULAR rhetorical style that would satisfy any quivering sub at the Eagle, but he is also a total fucking stud. In this, his UNABASHEDLY EROTIC first appearance on MSNBC, he wipes the floor with the LOLishly named "republican strategist" Cleta Mitchell. Watch how he cuts right to the heart of the matter, righteously calling out the Republican Party for what it is-- "The party of criminals and pedophiles!" BE STILL MY HEART. You can tell Cleta's getting a little hot under the collar herself. Cliff: if you're ever up for a little sexy roleplay, call me. I'll be Nancy Reagan.
* (Okay, this video is really old, but Cliff doesn't seem to have made many appearances this election season. I was worried about his whereabouts until I got word that he is working on a super secret project due out soon. I hope it's a CALENDAR!)
Thank God CLIFF SCHECTER finally came along. Not only does he have a VIRILE, MUSCULAR rhetorical style that would satisfy any quivering sub at the Eagle, but he is also a total fucking stud. In this, his UNABASHEDLY EROTIC first appearance on MSNBC, he wipes the floor with the LOLishly named "republican strategist" Cleta Mitchell. Watch how he cuts right to the heart of the matter, righteously calling out the Republican Party for what it is-- "The party of criminals and pedophiles!" BE STILL MY HEART. You can tell Cleta's getting a little hot under the collar herself. Cliff: if you're ever up for a little sexy roleplay, call me. I'll be Nancy Reagan.
* (Okay, this video is really old, but Cliff doesn't seem to have made many appearances this election season. I was worried about his whereabouts until I got word that he is working on a super secret project due out soon. I hope it's a CALENDAR!)
