GROSS!!!: March 2008 Archives
This German PSA is the creepiest depiction of childhood sexual abuse since Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.
(h/t AdFreak)
Watching VH1's new competitive reality show I Know My Kid's a Star this weekend, I couldn't help but wish that growing up I had had a mom as cool as Rocky Sanchez.
Dated Los Angeles-style rock affect, styling, and tattoos? CHECK.
Short short schoolgirl skirt on an overaerobicized 40 year old bod? CHECK.
Tampon string hanging out of her pantyless vagine? Apparently, also CHECK.
Thanks to YouTube user and gainer extraordinairre WilieBoy17, I now have a new, cool, and erotic catchphrase to use when I'm double-fisting gratuitous late-night pizza in front of a horrified JMZZ or Bmad. Now I will seem HOT and SEXY instead of just fat and self-indulgent.
And as my adolescent boy-bewbs start growing back, I will find an eager audience for my transformation on YouTube. WillieBoy17 already has lots of admirers, and he hasn't even cracked 200 pounds yet! You can find their wonderfully supportive comments, where his fans encourage his continued weight gain, compliment his "overhang", and tell him to "watch out for stretchies", here.
I promise to revisit WillieBoy when he celebrates his "200 party".
(h/t Fleshbot)
For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining McCain! A new worst video of the campaign. Even more embarrassing than "Hillary and the Band."
British couple Beth and Brian Willis found a great way to keep the memory of their dead pets alive – by wearing their fur everyday! To honor their beloved dogs, Kara and Penny, the Willises knitted his and hers "jumpers" out of their hair.According to Mrs. Willis, "It is not actually a hair but a wool, which is why it is so good for clothes. It would just fall off the dogs and I would run a wet hand over the carpet and pick it up. We found out from the breeders we got the pups from that it was possible to use their coat for clothes. Apparently it is quite popular with lots of the people who breed long-haired dogs.”
Thanks for the tip!
In an unnecessarily crude outburst, spiritual feminist Marianne Williamson just told Retirement Living TV that she is not going to vote with her vagina and will apparently use her arm instead to cast a ballot for Barack Obama. I’m sure Marianne’s poll workers and fellow voters are breathing a little easier today.
Actually, the grossest thing about this ad is not the creepy morning-wood/tongue-boner stuff, but the fact that it is selling FRIED CHEESE BALLS for BREAKFAST.
Clearly, Cheesy Tots should be a lunch or afternoon-snack food.
(h/t AdFreak)
These incredibly life-like dolls, called "reborns", can even be custom-made to look like your own grown-up, coop-flown, or dead babies.For the first three minutes of a really creepy documentary about a British reborn maker and a bunch of fanatic reborn collectors, click here.
(h/t FunFriends)
Thanks for asking, and for staying so calm. And don’t worry, I’ll keep it in the privacy of my own room. My days of dry-humping the kitchen table are over.
a bunch of giggling queers are collecting pictures of Vaginas in Nature. Isn't the female anatomy so LOL? (Answer: yes.)
(Via Fast Hugs)
This interesting article by Katherine Ashenberg, a summary version of the same author's book Clean: An Unsanitised History of Washing, argues that our current idealization of absolute odorlessness and cleanliness is largely culturally constructed. While writing the book, which examines evolving standards and rituals of cleanliness from all over the world, she says she was repeatedly asked the same two questions: "But didn't they smell?” and "How could they bear to have sex with each other?"
OMG exactly! It's always the first thing I wonder when I imagine our caveman or Pilgrim or Bushman ancestors doing the deed. It must've reeked! Especially their mouthes, vadges, peepees, and anuses. (The article doesn't go into this area with too much depth, choosing instead to argue that people of those times and places weren't conditioned to mind the stank; that, indeed, they probably LIKED it.)
I always picture those pilgrims or cavemen (and pilgrimesses and caveladies) going about it with their faces turned from each other and their noses clamped shut. And do you think fellatio even existed until people learned how to wash their uglies? And I just CAN'T imagine feys like us ever having a good time in the Middle Ages. Without soap and water, ass is just...ASS.
But, as the comments section in the article attests, there are even contemporary, Western outliers to this dick-and-ball-stank aversion. For example, Katherine from Central VA, who writes:
"The power of pheromones and scent (aromas) have already been proven to govern the sex drive in humans. Ah, turn off the central heat and air conditioning, open the windows, and breathe deeply. I miss men who have an aroma that can stir me."Stir you to what, Katherine? Stir you to VOM? The only thing I like with an "AROMA" is my coffee.
As a response to this disgusting video depicting three US Soldiers sadistically throwing an innocent Iraqi puppy over a cliff, we encourage all Fey readers to join us in a boycott of ALL MILITARY-THEMED PORN!
The boycott will be called off when and only when we receive a formal public apology from either the soldiers in question, the United States military, or Dink Flamingo of Active Duty Productions.
