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Just a typical trip to Trader Joe's...
The trailer for Troma Pictures' Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is so raunchy and so violent I had to hide it after the button pressy thingy.Before clicking ahead, please note the resemblance between the Zombie Chicken Man above and FeyFriends' own Bmad.
Continue reading Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Did you know that the Bratz Babes got preggers and made some Babyz? And that those Bratz' Babies are just as into clothes, makeup, boys, slutty pop songs, and just generally looking "hotter than hot?" as their slut moms? Or that these Bratz Babyz went on to squeeze out a line of Bratz Babyz' Babyz, called Itzy Bitzy Bratz?
I didn't.
(Wait until about 0:30; the BABYZ don't appear until then)
Republican disaster Jeanine Pirro is getting her own judge show! "Judge Jeanine Pirro" is debuting next September and promises to deliver a "fresh face with a distinctive voice" to rise above the overcrowded judge show market. Usually a requirement for these kind of jobs is a semi-positive relationship with the law. Check and check. Pirro sure knows a lot about the legal system. The former Westchester District Attorney has been under state and federal criminal investigation for hiring former New York City police commissioner Bernard Kerik (remember him?) to arrange an illegal recording of her husband, who she suspected of adultery. Oops. But that was just one lapse, right?
In the 1990s, Al Pirro cheated on Jeanine and fathered a child out of wedlock! But to Jeanine, nothing says I'm sorry like tax evasion and a boatload of really expensive gifts. Al was convicted of income tax fraud in 2000 and spent 11 months behind bars. Jeanine, who was serving as DA at the time, signed those illegal taxes too even though she was let off the hook. Here are some details from New York magazine:
Though she co-signed several of the couple's joint tax returns, she has offered no explanations. Not about the Mercedes, which she drives each day past the $40,000 electronic gates of her $1.7 million Harrison home -- gates Al claimed as a business deduction -- or about the deductions of a $3,700 backyard awning; $10,000 in furnishings for a West Palm Beach vacation home; another Mercedes, for Jeanine's mother; cruise tickets; stereos; fine wines; cigars; toys; and even salaries for workers who baby-sat the Pirro children, picked up the dry cleaning, and took the family's pot-bellied pigs to the vet.
I, for one, can't wait to see Jeanine's "fresh" face again every weekday!
Chewties - The hot new snack that'll make your tastebuds scream!
This news story is about an Australian rugby player who's in hot water for sticking his finger up his opponents' buttholes.
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
The whole McSkeevey vs. Golan thing is so last year, I know, but for whatever reason I just CANNOT MOVE ON. It must have something to do with the incredible hotness of totally unghy Israeli stud Golan Cipel, the man who singlehandedly made powder blue Izods sexy again.
Well so in any case it's news to me--and maybe only to me--that he has a TOTALLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE where he finally gets to tell HIS SIDE of THE STORY. And let me tell you: I BELIEVE HIM.
Cipel paints an utterly boner-chilling story of a sexually obsessed, persistent, and borderline rapey boss (McGreevey) preying on the naivete and gratitude of a fresh-off-the-EL-AL-Airbus employee. His account includes many puzzling erotic details, like the following:
"I fell asleep, when all of a sudden I felt someone was pulling on my right leg. I looked down and saw the Governor lying next to me on the floor. His penis was exposed and he was rubbing it against my foot."Seriously, WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER would rub his penis against an innocently sleeping Cipel's foot, when he could just as easily have rubbed it against the inside of Golan's mouth?! What a waste.
The tension of Golan's story is amplified throughout by the generous use of completely inappropriate and random stock images. I highly recommend you check it out HERE.
Australian father and daughter John and Jenny Deaves have gone public with the fact that they are a couple, and that they've made babies together, Appalachia-style. Their first attempt at an incest-baby died of congenital heart disease days after birth. I'm so glad they didn't give up. Second try Baby Celeste (pictured above, apparently healthy) is a li'l charmer.
More details at The Australian.
