Gaiety: April 2008 Archives
Ring a ding ding! Yes, those are lesbionic wedding bells you hear! Miranda's finally getting married to longtime partner, legendary entertainer Murray Hill!
This is HUGE news: Jason Beghe, who was my fourth biggest crush when I was twelve, is NO LONGER A SCIENTOLOGIST! That's right, he has broken free, and in the process he has MADE HISTORY: He is the first MAJOR CELEBRITY to break from the Church to LIVE TO TELL about it!
He's definitely older now, and his sexy cowboy rasp has deteriorated into more of an emphysemic Harvey Fierstein/Ron Leibman gargle, but he's still Beghe to me.
Unfortunately, not one of Beghe's most amazing performances -- his sexy paraplegic in "Monkey Shines," his sexy Park Ranger on an episode of "The X-Files", his sexy military BF for Matt on "Melrose Place", where he got to act alongside our very own Mommy Thorne-Smith -- is available on YouTube. The best I could come up with was THIS CLIP from "Home Alone 4".
Welcome back, Beghe!
Maximo is one of a not-so-new breed of out-and-proud Mexican wrestlers called exoticos. Apparently, they've been around since the 70's, delighting Mexican audiences with their amazing combination of fey, tinkerbellish prancey-danciness AND their strength and utter determination to win, but they've been experiencing a recent surge in popularity according to articles like THIS.He's the only exotico I know anything about but clearly he is the BEST of all the exoticos. Just look at that skirt...and look at that smile! Anyway there's a VIDEO of him doing his lucha libre magic after the button pressy thingy.
Continue reading ¡Me Amo Maximo!.
This news story is about an Australian rugby player who's in hot water for sticking his finger up his opponents' buttholes.
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
The reporter calls it "disgusting"; I call it necessary roughness.
(h/t PoeTV)
This blind item has me worried about certain Feyfriends icons! I am not saying which ones; I just hope it is not true. Or maybe I hope it IS true. I can't decide. I just know that I have butterflies in my stomach from thinking about it!Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price. Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public. Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress' husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn't it.
On one hand, WHOEVER this blind item is about is clearly a very disturbed person. On the other hand, it is also clearly a complete genius. On the other hand, does Hollywood's Wealthiest Actress really need the $$? On the other hand, wouldn't it be amazing if she was just in it for the THRILLZ???
(Via Gawker)
This guy is so obviously hot I'm afraid it might be a little too easy to guess, so I am going to be a bit light on details upfront. Let's just say that this former PM of Israel is still a VERY PROMINENT figure in Israeli politics...as well as in MY FEVERED SEXUAL FANTASIES. I will spare you a full recounting. Suffice it to say, they typically involve me in the role of a peacenik Israeli petitioning him at his office at the Likud -- he's the party's current chairman -- and begging him to ease up on his hardline stance on the Occupied Territories; him calling me a hippie weinie and friend of the terrorists, then proceeding to strip and rape me on his desk.
Find out who the Secret Stud is after the Button Pressy Thingy!
Continue reading Bobo's Secret Studs: The Israeli Warmonger.
AfterElton's blog put up this Top 10 list of songs about gay men written or performed by straight musicians. The list kicks off with this amazing -- and amazingly FEY, in every sense of the word -- Rod Stewart track, called "The Killing of Georgie, Pt. 1 & 2".
“Martha did these gift baskets with, like, cookies and tea and stuff. And I said, ‘Could you make up one for Valentine’s Day for Andy?’
“She said, ‘Who’s Andy?’
“I said, ‘Andy Warhol.’
“She said, ‘He’s too old for you!’ And then she said, ‘Oh, I want to meet him!’ She brought the basket all the way down to New York herself, and she came to the Factory, and I introduced them, and they talked about Connecticut.”
-- Richard Dupont, then a 17yo catering assistant, on how he introduced Martha Stewart to Andy Warhol circa 1977ish
This is just one of many priceless quotes from this amazing NY Mag article about Fey heroes the DUPONT BROTHERS, the world's most feybulous identical twin teenage caterers. Everyone else is talking about how they want to be played by Zac Efron in their biopic, but I actually think that's the boring part.
The whole McSkeevey vs. Golan thing is so last year, I know, but for whatever reason I just CANNOT MOVE ON. It must have something to do with the incredible hotness of totally unghy Israeli stud Golan Cipel, the man who singlehandedly made powder blue Izods sexy again.
Well so in any case it's news to me--and maybe only to me--that he has a TOTALLY OFFICIAL WEBSITE where he finally gets to tell HIS SIDE of THE STORY. And let me tell you: I BELIEVE HIM.
Cipel paints an utterly boner-chilling story of a sexually obsessed, persistent, and borderline rapey boss (McGreevey) preying on the naivete and gratitude of a fresh-off-the-EL-AL-Airbus employee. His account includes many puzzling erotic details, like the following:
"I fell asleep, when all of a sudden I felt someone was pulling on my right leg. I looked down and saw the Governor lying next to me on the floor. His penis was exposed and he was rubbing it against my foot."Seriously, WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER would rub his penis against an innocently sleeping Cipel's foot, when he could just as easily have rubbed it against the inside of Golan's mouth?! What a waste.
The tension of Golan's story is amplified throughout by the generous use of completely inappropriate and random stock images. I highly recommend you check it out HERE.
Welcome to the first entry of my new feature, Bobo's Secret Studs, in which I challenge conventional fag wisdom and definitively declare some heretofore widely-regarded-as-unhot person to be, in fact, actually totally hot.
The fellow I am about to so catapult has been a screen actor for forty years now, and although he is defs past his prime, he is still totally Secret Stud Status-worthy. One of the best things about this Secret Stud is that, after a very nudity-heavy breakout role in the late 60s, he had a late-career renaissance in the 90's stuffed with awesome nudity, including two surprising romantic leads and another lead role in which he played a naughty cop who liked to masturbate into the car windows of terrified Bridge-and-Tunnel girls.
Find out who I'm talking about after the button pressy thingy!
Continue reading Bobo's Secret Studs, Vol. 1: The Naughty Cop.
