Gaiety: March 2008 Archives
Aren't feys cute when they're mad? They've even got high-pro homos pitching in...like Dan Savage and Army Maupy!
The reason? This video...
(h/t PoeTV)
I personally prefer the Creampie Action ones. But that's just me.
Ever since we found out yesterday that governor-i'd-like-to-fuck (for free!) Eliot Spitzer had been reduced to taking up with WHORES, JMZZ and I have been waiting anxiously for the details about what, exactly he was doing with those hookers! And just how gay it might be, even though the hookers were ladies. Well everyone's favorite hollywood madam and undie designer, HEIDI FLEISS, thinks she knows! And it is 50% gay!
"I saw many famous people—more famous than Eliot Spitzer—and you know what, you pay people right, you treat them right, you don't have a problem." The devil, she says, was in Spitzer's particular freak, which left the gals who are alleged to have serviced him describing the governor as "difficult," with demands that involved "things that, like, you might not think were safe."
"I'm sure he wanted anal sex without condoms," Fleiss says, speculating but strangely confident.
(Via Radar)
Long before he had settled into his persona as New York’s eccentric gay uncle, Michael Musto was a young faggy drifter with only a backpack of drag accessories to his name. For proof, check out this clip in which he prances around in wigs and scarves with Albert “Bubblicious” Crudo, dripping camp all over the financial district.
The Hollywood Reporter has announced that Showtime has picked up TV masterpiece "The L Word" for a sixth and final season! (Read the details here; be sure to get a load of the reporter's name.)
With an end date in sight, I think we are this much closer to finding out whether America's favorite will-they-or-won't-they lezzie supercouple Bette and Tina (pictured at left) will wind up together!
All Joanie Beasley and her lover Nancy Leedy wanted was a camp that would foster a welcoming environment for straights, feys, LIE-sexuals, dykes and tranniez. And to host a music festival to raise money for cancer patients! Echoing the L Word theme song, Leedy said, "we aren’t looking for controversy, but love and laughter.” Unfortunately, their mean neighbors made them relocate.
Happy MADAME FRIDAY from us here at FeyFriends. Faggy puppet links all day! Well probably not really. But maybe! Whatever-- Bobo's post about Madame inspired me to repost this classic think piece from Blair Magazine: Madame vs. Lester vs. Lady Elaine Fairchild (from Mr. Rogers.) WHO WOULD WIN? As Blair's David Chlopecki notes:
Well to start off with it's not really a fair fight. It's two wealthy white women puppets versus a nappy, and thus presumably poor, black puppet. Yes, you may be outraged by this assumption but I am forced to raise it due to the fact that 1) Lester's' career is over, 2) I don't see any royalties coming in the near future, and 3) he's a minority.
This article made me LOL and LOL when I was in high school. Somehow it seems even more IMPORTANT now. Happy Madame Friday!
Wayland Flowers must be turning over in his gayve! Just look at these SHAMELESS IMPOSTERS above: puppeteer Joe Kovacs and some two-bit diva fraud with the gall to call herself "Madame". This money-grubbing 'resurrection' of the Madame cash-cow, perpetrated by the Estate of Wayland Flowers (i.e., backstabberess supreme Marlena Shell, Flowers' former agent) has gone largely unreported. Where is the OUTRAGE?
If your stomach can handle it, I point you towards this footage of Fake Wayland and Fake Madame yukking it up on some gay-ass talk show.
A gay show called "The Ointment?" Pardon me while I go VOM. But the best (meaning WORST) part? Joe's lips...moving! Clearly, he is no Wayland!
As a lifelong admirer of Wayland Flowers and his sublime creation, Madame (host of "Solid Gold," protagonist of the immortal sitcom classic "Madame's Place", and lead actress of perhaps the greatest film of all time, "Madame in Manhattan") I find this travesty to be simply unforgivable.
I had the tiniest bit of a crush on this Raul Esparza fellow from his small recurring role on "Pushing Daisies", as Olive Snook's unrequited suitor Alfredo Aldirisio, but when I stumbled upon his brilliant performance as Bobby, the lead character in Sondheim's notoriously difficult-but-amazing "Company," on PBS one night it escalated into a full-blown obsession.I don't know what it is about him. Maybe it's the fact that he's openly at least sorta maybe gay? Maybe it has something to do with the character he played...In "Company", chronic bachelor Bobby struggles with issues of fidelity and commitment while going through one-night stands like Kleenex, so he's intriguingly slippery and unattainable. Also, "Bobby" is just a real hot name. (Come to think, so is "Raul".)
In the end, I think the reason I think he's hot is...BECAUSE HE'S HOT. He looks like my old favorite Gerard Butler (or "Buttzla" to those in the know) but less muscley and a bit doughier.
Which means he meets all my criteria for perfection: hot + approachable/attainable. Sigh.
I put up a clip of him performing a song from "Company" after the button pressy thingy.
This ad featuring a quite healthy Patrick Swayze—cut straight out of a 1974 issue of After Dark, which succeeded Ballroom Dance Magazine as the world's preeminent entertainment magazine—is, as this listing points out, “perfect for framing.”In addition to “gay interest” stars like Dolly Parton, Peter Berlin, Barbara Streisand, and Marlon Brando, After Dark featured very gay ads, including those for porn studios and for important books like footballer David Kopay’s account of his gaiety, Paul Monette’s Gold Diggers ("Glittering, Glamorous, Gay"), and Michael Denneny’s Lovers: The Story of Two Men: "A poignantly true love story, with photographs!"
After the jump, an NSFW shot (maybe by Mapplethorpe?) of Arnold Schwarzenegger from After Dark.
As a response to this disgusting video depicting three US Soldiers sadistically throwing an innocent Iraqi puppy over a cliff, we encourage all Fey readers to join us in a boycott of ALL MILITARY-THEMED PORN!
The boycott will be called off when and only when we receive a formal public apology from either the soldiers in question, the United States military, or Dink Flamingo of Active Duty Productions.
According to CNN:
“The 23-year-old prince holds the rank of cornet—equivalent to a second lieutenant—and serves as a forward air controller with a group called Joint Tactical Air Control, or JTAC.”Hot!
Above, a clip that tracks His Royal Heinie from infanthood to his latest role: gallant white knight.
