Foolishness: June 2008 Archives

Just a typical trip to Trader Joe's...


GLAAD is freaked out about nothing again, this time a single statement in a recent episode of Morgan Spurlock's FX series "30 Days." They've released this press release urging FX to correct, counter, or modify a statement made by some Christian conservative douchebag on the show and urging GLAAD Faans to write in and do the same.

The story has been picked up by most of the big gay blogs, with no one bothering to acknowledge that Spurlock and "30 Days" have already proven themselves to be dedicated friends of teh gays who deserve the benefit of the doubt. I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but you can tell from the way they are cutting between the gay couple featured on last night's episode, taking loving and responsible care of their children, and that crazy conservative dipstick spouting nonsense, whose side they are on.

As for that ogress crying at the end of the clip about how her "femininity" was undervalued by her gay parents, well she obviously just needs to crawl back under her bridge and get over it. I repeat: GLAAD SUUCKS.

UPDATE: Dan Savage has seen the episode and concurs with GLAAD on this one. So I'm probably wrong about how deftly the issue is handled by 30 Days. But GLAAD still sucks.
Not sure if this stuff is already overexposed, but this is an audio recording of some disc jockeys from Orlando prank calling a "Mr. Burgess" from Grenville, MS and antagonizing him about having a "Gay Day" in his town. Mr. Burgess responds with a blistering torrent of "F" bombs.

I can't help it: I laughed. But then I have a weakness for prank calls. For the record, as these DJs have repeatedly harassed Mr. Burgess I am inclined to forgive him his "F" and even his "N" bombs.
This cute British ad features a gay kiss. It's not really making a pro-gay point, as the man behind the counter is actually the family's "mum" transformed into an authentic NYC deli-man by the power of Heinz' Deli Mayo line of flavored mayos, but it's still got Bill O'Reilly huffing and puffing and loads of British parents complaining.

Inventor Marc Griffin shows off his invention "Bulletball" on "American Inventor". For a friendlier take on the Bulletball craze, check out this informercial.

(h/t FunFriends)
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They are selling these Barack Obama sock monkeys here, although they are currently out of stock.

This is my response:   :-O
Yay, the McCain Girls are back! And they are voting like they've never voted before...

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.

(h/t Graydon)

The Putin Girls are sick and tired of their boyfriends, drunk on the couch and watching "Powers Austin." They want a real man...a man like Putin!

I always wondered why Russians were so susceptible to Putin's strong-arm brand of charisma, and thanks to this video--which may be direct-from-the-Kremlin pro-Putin PR--I now know: It's cuz they're a bunch of stupid, mercenary whores!

English version; for the original Russian version click here.

(h/t FunFriends)
Enjoy this little-seen official movie tie-in for a Brazilian motorcycle dealership.

(h/t PoeTV)
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Our hero Amanda Lorber, star of MTV's surprisingly almost-completely-awesome The Paper has written an open letter taking on one of her critics: Alexandria Symonds, who penned this outrageous micharacterization of Lorbie for Columbia University's "The Eye."

Here's the highlight:

I'm not saying I don't have enemies, obviously I do. You seem to be one of them, but as I write now, I'm starting to see where it's coming from. It's a different kind of jealousy. The type spewed from young women who resent teenage girls that get their names out there. You,
Ms. Symonds, are obviously a fundamentally bitter woman. You degrade the work ethic and academic values of a 17-year-old in order to cure your self-consciousness and upset at perhaps never being recognized for your work when you're through with "The Specator." In fact, if my staff hadn't been excitedly 'googling' every article written about our (national television) show, I would never had come across your disgusting piece.

You should be ashamed, sincerely (and I do mean that), Amanda Lorber

postscript: I might have been "too young to subject" myself to doing this television show, but apparently, I'm not too young to be disparaged and intensely criticized by you.

OMG, how I love that "(national television)" bit. The rest can be found here.


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