Foolishness: May 2008 Archives
Harri Anne Smith might be our new feyvorite candidate for Congress this year (obvz with the exceptions of Scott Kleeb and ultra-pridey Kay Barnes!!!). If elected, this saucy Alabama Republican will stand up to those ingrate middle eastern sheiks AND lower our taxes. Yes, she HATES taxes! And she hates brown people too!
Viva Harri Anne!
Viva Harri Anne!
The trailer for Troma Pictures' Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead is so raunchy and so violent I had to hide it after the button pressy thingy.Before clicking ahead, please note the resemblance between the Zombie Chicken Man above and FeyFriends' own Bmad.
Continue reading Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead.
Did you know that the Bratz Babes got preggers and made some Babyz? And that those Bratz' Babies are just as into clothes, makeup, boys, slutty pop songs, and just generally looking "hotter than hot?" as their slut moms? Or that these Bratz Babyz went on to squeeze out a line of Bratz Babyz' Babyz, called Itzy Bitzy Bratz?
I didn't.
(Wait until about 0:30; the BABYZ don't appear until then)
YouTube user Sheldonwh put together this VERY INTERESTING video essay arguing that IT REALLY IS KINDA WEIRD that straight actors in Hollywood get ALMOST ALL of the gay roles.
Bmad, I'm only really posting it for you, cuz I know much you love poorly reasoned and incredibly tedious pedantry, presented in a tone of "Well, these are just MY TWO CENTS!" You'll especially love the ending!
(h/t PoeTV)
For another terrifying ladies-driving-alone ad from Goodyear, click here.
Watch this intro to the old Saturday Morning cartoon version of "Teddy Ruxspin" with the volume on high.
Republican disaster Jeanine Pirro is getting her own judge show! "Judge Jeanine Pirro" is debuting next September and promises to deliver a "fresh face with a distinctive voice" to rise above the overcrowded judge show market. Usually a requirement for these kind of jobs is a semi-positive relationship with the law. Check and check. Pirro sure knows a lot about the legal system. The former Westchester District Attorney has been under state and federal criminal investigation for hiring former New York City police commissioner Bernard Kerik (remember him?) to arrange an illegal recording of her husband, who she suspected of adultery. Oops. But that was just one lapse, right?
In the 1990s, Al Pirro cheated on Jeanine and fathered a child out of wedlock! But to Jeanine, nothing says I'm sorry like tax evasion and a boatload of really expensive gifts. Al was convicted of income tax fraud in 2000 and spent 11 months behind bars. Jeanine, who was serving as DA at the time, signed those illegal taxes too even though she was let off the hook. Here are some details from New York magazine:
Though she co-signed several of the couple's joint tax returns, she has offered no explanations. Not about the Mercedes, which she drives each day past the $40,000 electronic gates of her $1.7 million Harrison home -- gates Al claimed as a business deduction -- or about the deductions of a $3,700 backyard awning; $10,000 in furnishings for a West Palm Beach vacation home; another Mercedes, for Jeanine's mother; cruise tickets; stereos; fine wines; cigars; toys; and even salaries for workers who baby-sat the Pirro children, picked up the dry cleaning, and took the family's pot-bellied pigs to the vet.
I, for one, can't wait to see Jeanine's "fresh" face again every weekday!
Besides being INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC, this photo also proves that -- despite what Berkeley Breathed thinks -- swimming in regular burqas is still WAY funnier than swimming in burkinis.
(h/t RiotClitShave)
(h/t RiotClitShave)
I have been waiting for like almost TWENTY YEARS for a new Gremlins sequel, so I'm pretty psyched about this ad for telecom company BT featuring a horde of Gremlins wreaking generic-Gremmie havoc on a British office.
Unfortunately, Tranny Hooker Gremlin does NOT make an appearance in this ad.
