Celebritiezzz: July 2008 Archives
We got your next one-hit wonder website right here. StageDumps posts pics of rockers making defecatory expressions onstage, alongside punny titles and tags; e.g. the above picture of Stephen Malkmus, which is posted under the heading "Real Emotional Gas" and is tagged thusly: malkdumps, matadumps, oregon, portloaf.
As you may have guessed from my tone, I am unamused....though I will readily admit that if I had come up with the idea and if it had been ME typing in tags like "Neil Dung" and "Bruce Shitsteen" I'd be like institution-worthy from the nonstop LOLz. Potty jokes are so much more satisfying to give than to receive.
(h/t FunFriends)
As you may have guessed from my tone, I am unamused....though I will readily admit that if I had come up with the idea and if it had been ME typing in tags like "Neil Dung" and "Bruce Shitsteen" I'd be like institution-worthy from the nonstop LOLz. Potty jokes are so much more satisfying to give than to receive.
(h/t FunFriends)
Fey foe dead on the 4th of July...From NYT:
Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina Senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.
The White House said that "America lost a great public servant and a true patriot today." Among the inimitable comments delivered by this great public servant:
That the University of North Carolina should be renamed "the University of Negroes and Communists;"
That black civil rights activists are really "communists and sex perverts;" and
That gayz are "weak, morally sick wretches."
I'll leave you with the true patriot's classic "Hands" ad from his racist 1990 campaign.
