Celebritiezzz: April 2008 Archives
This is HUGE news: Jason Beghe, who was my fourth biggest crush when I was twelve, is NO LONGER A SCIENTOLOGIST! That's right, he has broken free, and in the process he has MADE HISTORY: He is the first MAJOR CELEBRITY to break from the Church to LIVE TO TELL about it!
He's definitely older now, and his sexy cowboy rasp has deteriorated into more of an emphysemic Harvey Fierstein/Ron Leibman gargle, but he's still Beghe to me.
Unfortunately, not one of Beghe's most amazing performances -- his sexy paraplegic in "Monkey Shines," his sexy Park Ranger on an episode of "The X-Files", his sexy military BF for Matt on "Melrose Place", where he got to act alongside our very own Mommy Thorne-Smith -- is available on YouTube. The best I could come up with was THIS CLIP from "Home Alone 4".
Welcome back, Beghe!
First Cindy McCain stole Percocet and Vicodin from the hands of veterans at a WAR VICTIMS’ CHARITY and now this! Almost fifteen years after Cindy’s painkiller thievery was exposed, the Huffington Post reports that Mrs. McCain stole recipes from the Food Network and dishonestly passed them off as her own!
On a section of McCain's site called "Cindy's Recipes," you can find seven recipes attributed to Cindy McCain, each with the heading "McCain Family Recipe”…. some of the "McCain Family Recipes," were in fact, word-for-word copies of recipes on the Food Network site.
Yes, Cindy was taking credit for recipes concocted by the
amazingly bulimic chef Giada De Laurentis and
Shame on you, Cindy. No wonder your husband has such kind things to say about you.
This blind item has me worried about certain Feyfriends icons! I am not saying which ones; I just hope it is not true. Or maybe I hope it IS true. I can't decide. I just know that I have butterflies in my stomach from thinking about it!Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price. Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public. Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress' husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn't it.
On one hand, WHOEVER this blind item is about is clearly a very disturbed person. On the other hand, it is also clearly a complete genius. On the other hand, does Hollywood's Wealthiest Actress really need the $$? On the other hand, wouldn't it be amazing if she was just in it for the THRILLZ???
(Via Gawker)
As many of you know, April 15th is a big day in this country. While some losers will be rushing to file their taxes, I will be sitting at home LOLing while watching the long-awaited return of Courtney Thorne-Smith to prime time television. Yes, According to Jim is finally back and according to JMZZ, Hollywood's wealthiest actress-turned-writer-turned-mommy-thorne-smith is going to be better than ever. Here's a sneak peak at what kind of hijinxxx we can expect next week:Oopsie! LOL. Thank god those writers are back at work!!Jim realizes that Andy has forgotten to use a gift certificate that he had bought him for his birthday. Not wanting to let his money go to waste, he heads off to a restaurant and treats himself to a hefty meal, and all seems fine until Andy remembers the gift certificate just hours before it's set to expire and invites Jim to share in the feast.
Welcome to the first entry of my new feature, Bobo's Secret Studs, in which I challenge conventional fag wisdom and definitively declare some heretofore widely-regarded-as-unhot person to be, in fact, actually totally hot.
The fellow I am about to so catapult has been a screen actor for forty years now, and although he is defs past his prime, he is still totally Secret Stud Status-worthy. One of the best things about this Secret Stud is that, after a very nudity-heavy breakout role in the late 60s, he had a late-career renaissance in the 90's stuffed with awesome nudity, including two surprising romantic leads and another lead role in which he played a naughty cop who liked to masturbate into the car windows of terrified Bridge-and-Tunnel girls.
Find out who I'm talking about after the button pressy thingy!
Oprah's staff created this loving tribute to the talk show host's recently deceased dog Sophie. It's the same Sophie who recently purchased Gayle King a "$7.1 million full-floor sky palace atop the 36-floor building at 207 E. 57th St." You go, Gayle!
