Fey Friends

R.I.P. Jesse Helms

2008-07-04T17:20:18Z

Fey foe dead on the 4th of July...From NYT:

Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina Senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.

The White House said that "America lost a great public servant and a true patriot today." Among the inimitable comments delivered by this great public servant:

That the University of North Carolina should be renamed "the University of Negroes and Communists;"

That black civil rights activists are really "communists and sex perverts;" and

That gayz are "weak, morally sick wretches."

I'll leave you with the true patriot's classic "Hands" ad from his racist 1990 campaign.

They Live! Amazing Grocery Store Scene

2008-07-01T01:04:24Z

Just a typical trip to Trader Joe's...

No-Face Chase

2008-06-27T02:14:44Z

OMG, sweet precious Chase is a cat who got run over by a car and lost her nose, her eyelids, and parts of her cheeks. Now she is happy, living with a nice family, and occasionally visits people with deformities as a form of therapy.

I LOVE HER!!!

Glaad Suucks, Vol. 87

2008-06-25T18:49:59Z

GLAAD is freaked out about nothing again, this time a single statement in a recent episode of Morgan Spurlock's FX series "30 Days." They've released this press release urging FX to correct, counter, or modify a statement made by some Christian conservative douchebag on the show and urging GLAAD Faans to write in and do the same.

The story has been picked up by most of the big gay blogs, with no one bothering to acknowledge that Spurlock and "30 Days" have already proven themselves to be dedicated friends of teh gays who deserve the benefit of the doubt. I haven't seen the whole episode yet, but you can tell from the way they are cutting between the gay couple featured on last night's episode, taking loving and responsible care of their children, and that crazy conservative dipstick spouting nonsense, whose side they are on.

As for that ogress crying at the end of the clip about how her "femininity" was undervalued by her gay parents, well she obviously just needs to crawl back under her bridge and get over it. I repeat: GLAAD SUUCKS.

UPDATE: Dan Savage has seen the episode and concurs with GLAAD on this one. So I'm probably wrong about how deftly the issue is handled by 30 Days. But GLAAD still sucks.

Mr. Burgess -- "Gay Day"

2008-06-25T16:07:26Z

Not sure if this stuff is already overexposed, but this is an audio recording of some disc jockeys from Orlando prank calling a "Mr. Burgess" from Grenville, MS and antagonizing him about having a "Gay Day" in his town. Mr. Burgess responds with a blistering torrent of "F" bombs.

I can't help it: I laughed. But then I have a weakness for prank calls. For the record, as these DJs have repeatedly harassed Mr. Burgess I am inclined to forgive him his "F" and even his "N" bombs.

Gay Mayo

2008-06-24T15:25:12Z

This cute British ad features a gay kiss. It's not really making a pro-gay point, as the man behind the counter is actually the family's "mum" transformed into an authentic NYC deli-man by the power of Heinz' Deli Mayo line of flavored mayos, but it's still got Bill O'Reilly huffing and puffing and loads of British parents complaining.

TR is back!

2008-06-20T20:21:33Z

Good news for all lovers of wealthy gay silver fox lovers! After a brief hiatus from his lucrative modeling career, TR PESCOD, the world's most extravagant renter, is back in this fabulous photo shoot with MOVIE STAR ANDIE MACDOWELL. Poor Ina must be so jealous!

Full gallery here.

Framed Youth

2008-06-20T16:46:23Z

This completely rad British documentary from '83 -- subtitled "Revenge of the Teenage Perverts"--features early interviews with 80's gay icon Jimmy Sommerville, as well as oodles and oodles of playfully primitive gay-and-lez videography.

(h/t AfterElton)

"The Vagina Is A Dead End Street"

2008-06-17T15:50:56Z

Sue Johansen says what I've always felt to be true. Bonus: Queefs. (h/t PoeTV)

Marco Del Rossi et Dylan: L'Histoire D'Amour

2008-06-16T22:01:02Z

What could be more amourish than gay Canadian high school gay love DEGRASSI STYLE? Not much! From Marco et Dylan's first romantic meeting to Marco's totally fagged-out locker interior and disgusting/fabulous denim ensembles, sleeveless t's and capri pants, to the couple's romantic/moving gay kissing, to Dylan's ultimate betrayal with some obnoxious sparklefag and Marco's queeny hyperventilating freakout in response, this Canadianly fabulous 9 minute fan-made-video had me weeping faggy-pig tears from start to finish! (Thank you to non faggy-pig DAN for alerting me to this gr8 video!)

Bulletball SUCKS

2008-06-16T15:25:01Z

Inventor Marc Griffin shows off his invention "Bulletball" on "American Inventor". For a friendlier take on the Bulletball craze, check out this informercial.

(h/t FunFriends)

I'm Voting Republican

2008-06-15T16:35:19Z

Racist Sock Monkey Obama

2008-06-12T19:16:49Z

They are selling these Barack Obama sock monkeys here, although they are currently out of stock.

This is my response: :-O

Meat Wave

2008-06-12T16:01:51Z

(via RiotClitShave)

McCainiac

2008-06-10T22:19:13Z

Yay, the McCain Girls are back! And they are voting like they've never voted before...