News of the Yay is back for a special July 4th edition!Obvs the biggest news in the country is Sarah Palin's declaration of independence from her job as governor of Alaska. Her nonsensical resignation speech, which was delievered on Kafka's birthday, laid blame on the usual suspects: the liberal media, the activist courts, big government takeovers and other "pretty mean-spirited adults."
Others have a different explanation.
Anderson Cooper takes on Palin's LOL crazy spokesperson Meg Stapleton. Also.
Suck me under, maybe forever? More deetz about Michael Jackson's anesthesia addiction.
Madonna announced a "special choreographed dance" in honor of her former boif MJ.
Most Americans don't know what sex is.
Happy 100th birthday to a wonderful cat lady, Jacoba DeVries! Since she isn't allowed to have catties where she lives, Jacoba's family took her to the Humane Society where she could visit with 45 cats. Heartworming!!!
This kitty is SEW CUTE!
I like how that crazy cat lady article refers to cats as "furry, four-legged felines." What other kind of felines are there? Have bobcats evolved an upright gait?! Oh no!