You know that Luke and Noah romance on As The World Turns, every last detail of which has been clogging up your gayblog RSS feeds for months? It's finally paid off with some hot-and-heavy (offscreen) sex!
After a chaste seven month courtship Luke and Noah finally did it ("it" = dick-in-butt) and they're so happy about it! So damn happy they're saying and doing things to each other that NO HOMOSEXUAL WOULD EVER SAY OR DO.
Below please find our list of the Top Seven Things No Gay Man Would Ever Do That Luke and Noah Did On Yesterday's As The World Turns.
7) Have their grandmother plead their case with their erstwhile S.O.
6) "You're selfish with your feelings!"
5) "You can't let someone love you and love them back. Why not? Why can't you just go with your feelings and just do it, just feel what you're feeling and let go!"
4) Respond to the above with a passionate kiss instead of a blank expression and a murmured "Yeah, I should probably be getting along."
3) Triple-kiss each other's hands.
2) Invite grandma to join their post-fuck ice cream pig-out.
1) "You know, I'm really glad we waited."
For the record I found the episode adorable...ADORABLY UNREALISTIC!
I wonder if Luke's grandma was home while they were doing "it". Maybe that's why she wanted to leave. One thing is help them get together, but to hear their hot laud gay sex...
The scenes were adorable. The only thing that is unrealistic is your expectation that a soap opera be realistic. Chill and enjoy.
ok .. eating ice cream with your grandma right after sex .. not hot ,.. at all!
Who writes these thigns? XD
and "I'm so glad we waited?"
Someone is mistaking gay men with girls me thinks.