How HOMOPHOBIC! Gawker is reporting that John Norris of MTV News has been unceremoniously fired along with 800 other unimportant Viacom employees! Most FeyFriends readers-- especially those for whom pubic hair is still a novelty-- will know Mr. Norris not as a famous television personality but as that guy who touched your butt at The Cock and tried to convince you to come back to his apartment by promising that Kurt Loder would be waiting there NUDE with an eightball and a ribbon around his dick. Yes, that John Norris! Well he's been fired! HOW HOMOPHOBIC!I am outraged that MTV would disrespect and dishonor their sizable twink audience by dismissing the most accomplished homosexual newsman/barfly this side of Sam Champion. Please join me in protest this afternoon at the Mormon Temple-- Neil Patrick Harris has already promised that he will be there to perform "Seasons of Love" in solidarity.
More like BARF-ly.
Just for the record, I've never had my butt touched by John Norris. Though I have seen Dave Holmes all over West Hollywood and I would probz let him do it.