As we've been learning over the past few weeks, not only are gays proven RACISTS, we're also total misogynists! But in a cheeky, fun, sassy-black-lady kind of way-- so of course it's all okay. To prove this point, THE GAY TIMES is running a bunch of ads encouraging straight men to "Go Gay!"
Well why would a straight man want to do that? Duh: because women are disgusting! Just see below if you don't believe me! (And does anyone know who all those ladies are? I only recognize a few.)
Well why would a straight man want to do that? Duh: because women are disgusting! Just see below if you don't believe me! (And does anyone know who all those ladies are? I only recognize a few.)
Click through to see the other two ads, one of which is COMPLETELY REPULSIVE (but technically safe for work.)
The gist of ad #2 seems to be: men have nuts; nuts are a snack-food; all straight men love snacks; ergo yum yum yum! If this kind of reasoning actually got me laid, I would be all for it!!!
And finally, the piece de resistance...
And finally, the piece de resistance...
I used to do that trick with my mouth all the time.
:p
Outrageous and Offensive.
I'm guessing that's Melissa Ethridge eating a carrot in the lower right corner. Perhaps the cake/taco eating woman in center is Michelle Rodriguez (she's let herself go!)
upsetting.
I know this is a month or so late, but I can tell you who all the women are in the first ad. They're all British "celebrities".
Clockwise, from bottom left we have...
Amy Winehouse, Cherie Blair, Chantelle Houghton (winner of UK Celebrity Big Brother and former professional Paris Hilton look-a-like), Kerry Katona (she's probably eating something horrible that she advertises for UK frozen food chain Iceland), Heather Mills McCartney ("Lady Mucca"), Vanessa Feltz (ex-talkshow host and also a UK Celebrity Big Brother contestant), "Doctor" Gillian McKeith who presents diet and nutrition programmes like "You Are What You Eat" (also notorious for handling poo) and finally, page three "stunner" Jodie Marsh.
A scary bunch.