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Could Wendy Button be the stupidest person in history? In today’s Daily Beast, the former Democratic Party speechwriter and professional crybaby announced that she is voting for John McCain because John Edwards was nicer to her than Barack Obama. And because the Democrats were meanies to Joe the Plumber too!

Ms. Button’s rambling, illogical hissy fit is an embarrassment from start to finish. Here are some highlights:


On Pig Palin:

“And when someone can sit on a stage during the Sarah Palin rap on Saturday Night Live, put her hands in the air and watch someone in a moose costume get shot—that’s a sign of both humor and humanity.”

 
Yes, sitting on the stage during SNL is an important qualification for the Vice Presidency.

 

“Has she made mistakes? Of course, she’s human too.”

 

Um…SHE BROKE THE LAW!!!

 

"When someone takes on a corrupt political machine and a sitting governor, that is not done by someone with a low I.Q. or a moral core made of tissue paper."


Okay. Except that Palin IS a corrupt political machine. And YOU have a low I.Q and the moral core of a USED TAMPON.

On Sexism:

 

The Democrats “They went after [Hillary Clinton's] cleavage.”

 

And by "Democrats," she means "Fox News."

 

"We have Republicans raising Ayers and Democrats fostering ageism with “erratic” and jokes about Depends. Sexism. Racism. Ageism and maybe some Socialism have all made their ugly cameos in election 2008."

So Republicans are racist and running a despicable campaign and that’s why you are voting for them? Everyone knows ageism is way more offensive than racism!

On the most important subject of the day, HERSELF:

"Before I cast my vote, I will correct my party affiliation and change it to No Party or Independent. Then, in the spirit of election 2008, I’ll get a manicure, pedicure, and my hair done. Might as well look pretty when I am unemployed in a city swimming with “D’s."

 

You are the biggest D ever. I mean, who needs reality when you have hurt feelings? Poor Wendy. She is so RIGHT! Why doesn’t anyone else see that????

2Comments

Curly said:

I am deeply saddened that so many Americans feel that they can vote for a man who supports this.

Bobo said:

That picture is supes grody.

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