I refused to see that gay movie about Mormons Latter Days on the grounds that I didn't want to be forced to think about the sex life of Mormies...and also because the lead had really terrible, unattractive hair. But Mormons Exposed, an amazing website, brand, and annual shirtless calendar, might lead me to reconsider the erotic possibilities of temple garments, aka Mormon Longjohns.
The site is cleverly designed to look like the lightly cluttered workspace of a dedicated Mormon missionary, and the model profiles spend as much time highlighting their commitment to spreading the word about Mormonism and doing service to the world as they do on their Mormy model's shirtless torsos. As well, a portion of the proceeds from calendar sales goes to each Mormon model/missionary's charity of choice.
Unfortunately, those coots and codgers at Brigham Young University have gotten wind of site creator Chad Hardy's business, and just punished him by retroactively ganking his diploma! (He had already been excommunicated by the Church.) You can cheer poor Chad up by visiting his online store and buying one of his nicely designed T-shirts or calendars. I particularly like this graphic:
(h/t Walt)
You're actually missing out on a pretty decent movie.
You know that we have that calendar in our bathroom, right?