When I was a kid I used to think there was something just so right, so equitable, so fair about the existence of Playgirl magazine. Men got Playboy, Ladies got Playgirl, and no one had cause to complain! But as I discovered my budding feyness, and turned from Playboy to Playgirl for my jollies, I realized that women (and feys) really got a raw deal in that bargain: Playgirl is gross!
I've scoured the interbutt for examples of the ridiculous vacuum-of-male-hotness thatis was Playgirl magazine and have broken down the mags' failures into five or so categories. I'm starting with the biggest FAIL of all: terrible hair. 1 out of every 3 Playgirl models had hair cut and styled so atrociously that they lost any value they might've had as wank-fodder. Hairstyles come and go, but these hideous Fabio, Willie Aames, and Michael Bolton hairdon'ts were NEVER acceptable!
So after the slippy slappy, I present to you the worst (NSFW) Tresses Messes from Playgirl's run.
I've scoured the interbutt for examples of the ridiculous vacuum-of-male-hotness that
So after the slippy slappy, I present to you the worst (NSFW) Tresses Messes from Playgirl's run.
Davy Crockett, king of the wild peentier.
At first you look at his hair and you're like "Oh, it's just 70's ringlets. Leave the guy alone." But I beg you to look closer. Do you see now? DO YOU SEE?
Phil Spector's younger bro playing my least favorite game, peek-a-peen.
Judged solely as an evocation of WHAT IT FEELS LIKE to FEEL GOOD, this photo is aces.
Admittedly, Rainbow Dick kind of overshadows the Jheri Curls.
You are SO GLAD I'm sparing you this guy's nude pics.
The other guys asked for the Farrah, this chump asked for the Kate Jackson.
Feathered buttcuts are FAIL.
Dollars to donuts he's playing the love theme from "About Last Night."
Is this a painting?
Q. What is missing from this man's hairstyle?
A. Hibiscus flower.
Based on its dimensions, I think that towel is just for his hair, as in: that dude has a hair towel.
"Dude! Dude! Why are you harshing on our hair?"
Hmm...good question!
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.All images from BlackDogue's Awesome Archives. For the rest of our "Worst of Playgirl" series, click here.
Judged solely as an evocation of WHAT IT FEELS LIKE to FEEL GOOD, this photo is aces.Admittedly, Rainbow Dick kind of overshadows the Jheri Curls.
You are SO GLAD I'm sparing you this guy's nude pics.
The other guys asked for the Farrah, this chump asked for the Kate Jackson.
Feathered buttcuts are FAIL.Dollars to donuts he's playing the love theme from "About Last Night."
Is this a painting?
Q. What is missing from this man's hairstyle?A. Hibiscus flower.
Based on its dimensions, I think that towel is just for his hair, as in: that dude has a hair towel."Dude! Dude! Why are you harshing on our hair?"Hmm...good question!
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.All images from BlackDogue's Awesome Archives. For the rest of our "Worst of Playgirl" series, click here.
man #2 is clearly Fozzie Bear
"But I beg you to look closer. Do you see now?"
No I don't... WHAT!?
His hair.
Please make this a regular feature.
Aaw, no fair. I have the issue with the guy in pic 5, and still have a soft spot for him... he's given me many "happy moments".
Long hair is my favorite thing ever on a guy. :D The mullets or weird short dos can go. Give me something long and wild.
IMO, cutting a guy's hair above the shoulders is the fail.