Well it seems that pretty hate machine known as Gawker (!) blog has found more grist for its mill!
Industrious undergrad Matthew M. Di Pasquale (above) has put together the astonishingly magazine-like campus magazine Diamond and Gawker must be so jealous that Diamond has ACTUAL PAGES and a pretty name (what is a "Gawker" anyway? Sounds pukey!) because I can think of no other reason to heap such unwarranted scorn on such a charming, smiling, naked young man!
According to its website, Diamond's "mission is to promote the exploration of sex, dating, and relationships in a safe, positive, and fun way." Well I should say he has accomplished exactly that! With articles and reviews of "The Dark Knight," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," an interview with some girl about how she likes to scuba dive, nude pics of editor Di Pasquale, and an essay about how football is popular, Diamond magazine has truly blown the lid off relationships and stuff!
Anyways, it's DEFINITELY "positive" and "fun." Every article is written like this! Declarative statements making happy and obvious points about things! Sometimes and sometimes not with exclamation points! They use emoticons in their interviews and they spell Barack Obama 'Barrack Obama' and 'retarded' 'retarted!' So fun!
I'm just so mad at Puker (tee hee) for making fun of Matthew, his magazine, and his peen (they call it 'micro' when it so is not...it's perfect just so). Well judge for yourself with our NSFW pics of Di Pasquale showing us his Full Monty (lol) after the jump!
Industrious undergrad Matthew M. Di Pasquale (above) has put together the astonishingly magazine-like campus magazine Diamond and Gawker must be so jealous that Diamond has ACTUAL PAGES and a pretty name (what is a "Gawker" anyway? Sounds pukey!) because I can think of no other reason to heap such unwarranted scorn on such a charming, smiling, naked young man!
According to its website, Diamond's "mission is to promote the exploration of sex, dating, and relationships in a safe, positive, and fun way." Well I should say he has accomplished exactly that! With articles and reviews of "The Dark Knight," "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," an interview with some girl about how she likes to scuba dive, nude pics of editor Di Pasquale, and an essay about how football is popular, Diamond magazine has truly blown the lid off relationships and stuff!
Anyways, it's DEFINITELY "positive" and "fun." Every article is written like this! Declarative statements making happy and obvious points about things! Sometimes and sometimes not with exclamation points! They use emoticons in their interviews and they spell Barack Obama 'Barrack Obama' and 'retarded' 'retarted!' So fun!
I'm just so mad at Puker (tee hee) for making fun of Matthew, his magazine, and his peen (they call it 'micro' when it so is not...it's perfect just so). Well judge for yourself with our NSFW pics of Di Pasquale showing us his Full Monty (lol) after the jump!
Start the war about if this is a teeny peen or a grande burrito in the comments! My take: pretty big for a white boy! (Italian is still white, right?)
Cut or uncut? Looks like his obstetician split the difference...best of both worlds!
I'm speechless. Matthew, you have outdone yourself with this, your butt. Kudos!
"He's even hotter WITH his clothes on!"
That's usually the case, hon: When they're dressed, they've got pockets to hold their wallets!
i'd so totally freals hit it
I would also hit that! Damn. That ASS!
THANKS FOR THE PHOTOS.
SUCH A HANDSOME PERFECT BOY WITH A GREAT SMILE.
LOVE TO SEE MORE OF HIM IN ACTION