You know that friend you have who is always winding up being a total whore by accident? You know, the kind of friend who is always calling you the morning after some totally foolish sex jam that he just doesn't know how he got himself into? "I just wanted to play Scrabble! I don't know what happened!"
I'm sure you know the friend I am talking about. (If you don't, the friend is you.)
Michael Lucid's Riley Comix is a feybulously REPULSIVE online comic about one such hapless slut-- the kind we all know and love. It stars a supposed "twink" named Riley -- who appears to be between the ages of 50 and 60 and in poor health -- and his nemesis, the truly nefarious (and similarly desiccated) Patrique, who's constantly trying for indeterminate reasons to trick Riley into having anal buttsex with a monstercocked musclebear named Beercan.
Riley, being the hothouse flower type, never MEANS to end up with a dick up his butt, but somehow... OOPSIES! I'm sure you know how it goes: You're just going for a little spin down the waterslide and suddenly: DICK IN BUTT!
Listen, although THE ADVENTURES OF RILEY is to me very hilarious, this comic is actually SO FUCKING DISGUSTING that I am not certain I can post a sample page on this here Feyfriends. There is just something about the emaciated LEERING faces and throbbing boners that just makes my stomach turn. Trust me, you don't want to see it. Really I promise you, you will vomit.
But if you're curious to see how the story started above continues into the realm of the EXTREMELY NSFW, click below!
I'm sure you know the friend I am talking about. (If you don't, the friend is you.)
Michael Lucid's Riley Comix is a feybulously REPULSIVE online comic about one such hapless slut-- the kind we all know and love. It stars a supposed "twink" named Riley -- who appears to be between the ages of 50 and 60 and in poor health -- and his nemesis, the truly nefarious (and similarly desiccated) Patrique, who's constantly trying for indeterminate reasons to trick Riley into having anal buttsex with a monstercocked musclebear named Beercan.
Riley, being the hothouse flower type, never MEANS to end up with a dick up his butt, but somehow... OOPSIES! I'm sure you know how it goes: You're just going for a little spin down the waterslide and suddenly: DICK IN BUTT!
Listen, although THE ADVENTURES OF RILEY is to me very hilarious, this comic is actually SO FUCKING DISGUSTING that I am not certain I can post a sample page on this here Feyfriends. There is just something about the emaciated LEERING faces and throbbing boners that just makes my stomach turn. Trust me, you don't want to see it. Really I promise you, you will vomit.
But if you're curious to see how the story started above continues into the realm of the EXTREMELY NSFW, click below!
It looks farfetched, but THIS HAPPENED TO ME!
True story.