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A little timeline of the Republicans' very bad week:


  • McCain’s poll numbers plummet


  • McCain "suspends" his campaign, threatens to be a no-show at the first presidential debate after having demanded weekly town hall meetings with Obama in his earlier stunt


  • After talks of a deal progress, McCain parachutes into Washington to “save” the bailout deal, but actually makes it collapse

  • Shows up at the debate even though no agreement has been reached, forgets to take his CIALIS

  • Right-wing Republicans call for pig Palin to be dropped from the ticket

  • McCain takes credit for the passage of the bailout in the House minutes before it fails

  • House Republicans vote against the bailout bill, sinking the entire economy because that mean mommy Nancy Pelosi delivered a PARTISAN SPEECH

  • Dow drops over 700 points, worst one-day decline in history

And it's just Tuesday! It's not too late to suspend the campaign AGAIN just in time for Thursday night's VEE PEE debate.

If the entire world wasn't collapsing, I would be SCHADENFREUDING so hard right now!!!

 

3Comments

Bobo said:

You already ARE Schadenfreuding, Ty!

Boywunder said:

You forgot that McCain canceled his appearance on the David Letterman show. Stating he had to rush back to Washington and then he was caught with Katie Couric doing another interview...HE LIES!!

Bobo said:

Also where is Carly Fiorina?! And Nancy Ptooeyfucker?

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