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by Special Tyler

September 15, 2008 11:40 AM

Like Judiths Light and Barsi, the inimitable Cynthia Plaster Caster is nothing less than a true American hero!!!

Many of you will remember Cynthia from her famous plaster rendering of Jimi Hendrix's giant, but not especially handsome BURRITO. Indeed, Cynthia has been making casts of musicians' DONGS since the late 1960s.

Here is her description of a *sticky* experience she had with Jimi's bush:

Jimi's pubes got stuck in the mold because I didn't lube them enough. I spent the next 15 minutes pulling out each individual hair one by one, while he had intercourse with just the right sized repository — his negative impression! This unexpected delay made him late for his show that evening, where he was seen scratching his crotch a lot onstage.

Yikes! For a pittance, Jimi's plaster COCK is available for purchase from Cynthia's website, where several other rock star penis molds are up for sale too. 75% of the proceeds from these WANGS goes to the Cynthia P. Caster Foundation (founded in 2002) and 25% goes to the musician whose MEMBER has been cast. (In case you were wondering, the CPC Foundation "is a legally sanctioned not-for-profit institution whose mission is to give money away to 'cutting-edge' musicians and artists in financial need.")

More NSFW rock star DICKS after the JUMPY!!!

ANTHONY NEWLEY - The late, great COCKney hottie and former Mr. Joan Collins. About Anthony's wang, Cynthia says "average length and circumference, bent just above the testicles." Um..average length? I wonder if someone is used to throwing hot dogs down a hallway if you know what I mean!

MOMUS - The Scottish artist, blogger, asianist and former journalist who now "wears a patch over his right eye because he lost the use of it after contracting acanthamoeba keratitis from a contact lens case washed with Greek tap water." Believe it or not, Momus's self-proclaimed second largest cock in the UK is FLACCID in this cast!

CLINT "POPPIE" MANSELL -- The Golden Globe-nominated musician who has scored such classic films as "Definitely, Maybe" and one of my all time faves, the Sandy B/Ryan Gosling thriller MURDER BY NUMBERS. As Cynthia says, "Clint's came out like a question-mark, throbbing with veins and leftover wrinkled skin. Yep, only long ones can twist and turn like this." Too shay!