My my my! Everyone has gone gaga for Baby Mama Palin Drama! Including me! I am so happy with Mr. John MacCain right now that I could just about kiss that heroic POW on the lips-- because he has gone and nominated the most fun vice prezzie candidate in the history of vice prezzies! She's a bitch, a lover, a child, a mother, a basketball player, a huntress, a pageant queen, a governor, a lady, a sinner, a saint, and even a secret granny. Just like Feyfriends' very own JMZZ, Mrs. Governor Sarah Palin is a little bit of everything all rolled in to one! But with all her kontradictions and komplexities, any thinking fey is left wondering: WHO IS THE REAL SARAH PALIN? By which I mean, what character on television does she most resemble?
Is it TINA FEY, as the TINA WORSHIPING ladies of the internet seem to think? (Maybe, but despite her great name I am fucking sick of Tina Fey and even sicker of her obnoxious fans.)
Could it be Karen from Will and Grace as Feyfriend affiliate Dan Fishback cleverly points out? (Possibly but I have never seen that program so I wouldn't know. Judge for yourself.)
Personally, I think it's obvious: Dr. Melfi joined the witness protection program and moved to Alaska! Oh, MELFI! She just can't stay out of trouble, can she?
The proof is in the pudding!
What IS it about Sarah Palin that she looks exactly like every drunk whore ever?
YASBECK!!!!!!!!!!!