symmastia1.jpgAccording to this website, "symmastia" aka breadloafing aka uni-boobs occurs when...

two implants touch one another in the center of the chest just above the breastbone.  This complication only occurs when implants are placed underneath the pectoral muscle.  If the horizontal muscle that is connected to the sternum and goes across the implant is cut then the implant, when it begins to settle a few days after surgery, can move towards the middle of the chest, pushing up the skin and tissue above it.

For a NSFW series of particularly unfortunate uniboobies, click on the clicky thingy.

Cock-eyed nipples always make me thirsty for MARTINIS!

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These boobs-- I mean, THIS BOOB, is simply too extreme. No caption!

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Iggy Plop.

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BLOOP.


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Thanks to FunFriends for reminding me about breadloafs.
 

3Comments

JMZZ said:

That last one doesn't seem as uni-ish to me. Don't get me wrong, it's totally disgusting, but is it really a uni?

hunterpants said:

the worst. i had to get mine redone.

Moose Knuckle said:

That was great but it was about 25 boobs too few...

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