So last night, Nastia "Al Gore" Liukin and He "Princess of the Crazy Uneven Bars" Kexin ended their routines with tied scores. But because of an idiotic tie-breaking formula, the terrifying baby HE got the gold. Apparently the bars weren't the only uneven things in this competition! This is an absolute outrage.
It all came down to the scoring from Aussie judge Helen Colagiuri, who gave Nastia Liukin a lower score than He by .3 points, a greater margin than any other judge. Australia's answer to Katherine Harris ought to be stripped of her credentials immediately.
ALSO, He is obviously 8 years old like everyone else on this cheatey team. Despite the fact that gymnasts have to be turning 16 in the year of the Olympics and that every other country has konstantly komplained, the International Gymnastics Federation refuses to do anything about the Chinese cheaters. Its Secretary-General said:
"We heard these rumours and we immediately wrote to the Chinese gymnastics federation. They immediately sent a copy of the passport, showing the age, and everything is OK. That's all we can check."
Oh please. This verification system is about as effective as the UN. Mark my words, the fight for justice is NOT over!!!


















For the record, I invented the term "Cheaty Chinese."