July 2008 Archives
This guy has made a ton of these crush-fetish videos. Here's another really good one. I like how in the descriptions he usually blames a female "coworker" or "boss" or "neighbor" for his miniaturization.
But then, the descriptions are just generally GOLDEN.
Why do you giant women feel that you have to step on us shrunken footmen and grind after..wasn't the stomp enough!!! Anty females out there tell me why you have to grind thigs out under your massive feet..Males give me your take on this situation!!!
We got your next one-hit wonder website right here. StageDumps posts pics of rockers making defecatory expressions onstage, alongside punny titles and tags; e.g. the above picture of Stephen Malkmus, which is posted under the heading "Real Emotional Gas" and is tagged thusly: malkdumps, matadumps, oregon, portloaf.
As you may have guessed from my tone, I am unamused....though I will readily admit that if I had come up with the idea and if it had been ME typing in tags like "Neil Dung" and "Bruce Shitsteen" I'd be like institution-worthy from the nonstop LOLz. Potty jokes are so much more satisfying to give than to receive.
(h/t FunFriends)
As you may have guessed from my tone, I am unamused....though I will readily admit that if I had come up with the idea and if it had been ME typing in tags like "Neil Dung" and "Bruce Shitsteen" I'd be like institution-worthy from the nonstop LOLz. Potty jokes are so much more satisfying to give than to receive.
(h/t FunFriends)
The best song off M83's Saturdays = Youth has a video now, and it's totes cute. I wish they had kept the synchronized rollerskating routines from the first couple minutes going for the duration, and it's a bummer when Kim & Jessie turn out not to be lezzies, but still, this is the first "music video" (quaint!) I've watched from beginning to end since "No Rain" so that's gotta say something.
Thank you to FAG CITY for reminding me of the movie scene that I found MOST ROMANTIC at age fifteen. To this day, tell me you have a raging boner with my name on it and I will turn to mush!
I just had a wonderful birthday on Thursday. The best part was that, since I'm going to celebrate in earnest later on, there was a little less pressure and stress surrounding turning the big TWO - ZERO than there otherwise would've been. I had a nice dinner, had impromptu drinks with just a couple friends, but without a doubt the highlight of my whole birthday arrived when I came home drunk at four in the morning to discover that my dear friend Sean had sent me a birthday email, with a birthday present inside: THIS LINK!
In that moment, I felt like my friend Sean really KNOWS WHO I AM, and WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT, and above all else WHAT I LIKE THE MOST.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did...if so, you might also enjoy THIS.
Oh, and it's NSFW.
One day maybe I will have sources other than PoeTV.
It's fun b/c she's free.
When I was in college there was an artist lady a few years older than me who created an on-campus sensation when she started manufacturing something called "Pussy Effluvia Bottles."In case you are curious, here is how a Pussy Effluvia Bottle is made.
- Take a glass bottle (hand-blown?) with TWO corks in separate holes.
- Uncork the corks and place the bottle somewhere nearby.
- Have HOT lesbo sex.
- Put the corks back in.
Despite that moment of total idiocy, it turns out the Pussy Effluvia Bottles were way ahead of their time, because some upscale eurotrashy company is now marketing something very similar. It's a new vagina perfume called VULVA ORIGINAL. Pussy effluvia... in a perfume!
Except, oopsies! According to the VULVA ORIGINAL website:
"Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in and enjoy, anywhere, anytime, the odour of a beautiful woman."Unfortunately I couldn't figure out how to embed the video from the website, but trust me when I say that older French silver foxes everywhere are sure to be extremely aroused by this erotic smelling sensation.
Fey foe dead on the 4th of July...From NYT:
Jesse Helms, the former North Carolina Senator whose courtly manner and mossy drawl barely masked a hard-edged conservatism that opposed civil rights, gay rights, foreign aid and modern art, died early Friday. He was 86.
The White House said that "America lost a great public servant and a true patriot today." Among the inimitable comments delivered by this great public servant:
That the University of North Carolina should be renamed "the University of Negroes and Communists;"
That black civil rights activists are really "communists and sex perverts;" and
That gayz are "weak, morally sick wretches."
I'll leave you with the true patriot's classic "Hands" ad from his racist 1990 campaign.
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