The other night I was watching THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY and drinking Robitussin when I had a strange vision! Housewife BETHENNY appeared to me and took me on a vision quest to discover my SPIRIT HOUSEWIFE. I awoke with secret knowledge... not just of my own housewifely nature, but also of YOURS! Because we FEYS are generous, I am choosing to share this knowledge with you, our readers, so that you too can unlock your true REAL HOUSEWIFE POTENTIAL. Which HOUSEWIFE ARE YOU?!?!!? Are you Mrs. The Countess De Lesseps? JILL? Or even BETHENNY!!!!? Let's hope you're not ALEX MCCORD VON KAMPEN!!!! Take the quiz and find out!
Well I am OUTRAGED! I've taken this kwiz TWICE TIMES but on one of those occasions I got BETHENNY as my RHWONYC Spirit Housewife! Everybody knows that me and LUANN are true SISTERS beneath the skin...EVERYBODY! If for no other reason that we are both OLD MONEY to the bone...none of this angry JAPPY NU-$$$ BETHENNY crap!
For this total outrage I blame MY PARENTS and my parents alone...it's amazing that I came out so well considering the HELL they put me through as a child.
Oh wait...I *AM* Bethenny!
I'm JILL!!!! This quizz is so accurate!!! I am going to cuddle with my angel cat, Flippers and be a connector...I get pleasure from connecting people. Who are you, bmad???