OH NO! I just got the most disturbing email from No Reply at missbimbo.com, notifying me that MY Miss Bimbo, Tanqueray, is DEAD!HiI know I wasn't always the best parent to My Miss Bimbo. I rarely took her to casting calls; I only bought her the cheap-looking slutty clothes instead of the expensive-looking slutty clothes; I wasn't nearly as strict with her diet as I should've been; and even though she begged and begged, I never managed to make enough Bimbo Bucks to pay for her boob job. But like, actual death is a little harsh right? Couldn't the game administrator have just sent her to bulimia rehab instead or something? Thanks a lot, No Reply!
You know that you have a "bimbo", Tanqueray? Its important to take care of it!
She dead now!
Maybe there's still hope for Tanqueray. Please, FeyFriends and FeyFans...send condolence cards, hate mail, and death threats to NoReply@missbimbo.com! Maybe if WE WORK TOGETHER we can get No Reply to change her mind and give My Tanqueray a Second Chance To Live!
How did she die???