Here at FeyFriends we have been waiting with (mastur)bated breath for STUD DADDY PUNDIT Cliff Schecter's new book slamming Grandma John Mccain-- and Cliff has not disappointed! We've long grown accustomed to Cliff's masculine and authoritative rhetorical style on the chat circuit, but were truly unprepared for the hunky journalistic swordsmanship that his new book reveals. In THE REAL MCCAIN, Schecter bares a strapping, hairy-chested brand of reportage that left everyone at Fey headquarters red-faced and breathless. Also, it turns out that John McCain thinks women are cunts! (I wonder if he knows that Laura Bush KILLED someone!?)According to Schecter's book:
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.Not only is this dropping of the cunt-bomb misogynist and mean to good-time wife CINDY-- whose pill-thieving ways would make her a hit at any fey soiree-- it's also clearly HOMOPHOBIC! As someone who routinely wears at least half an inch of foundation, I am offended and will not be voting for Mr. John Mccain!
(Via Raw Story)
Did you realize that John McCain used to be H-O-T?
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Totally Secret Stud worthy!