This blind item has me worried about certain Feyfriends icons! I am not saying which ones; I just hope it is not true. Or maybe I hope it IS true. I can't decide. I just know that I have butterflies in my stomach from thinking about it!Are you a gay actor looking for a beard? Then look no further. This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price. Apparently this actress has been approaching actors at parties who the public perceives as gay or are on the fence about and is willing to be their girlfriend for a price. The thing is it gets even better. She is offering more than just the services of a single woman in her 30's to act as a girlfriend. See, our actress is married and her husband is completely on board with the plan. Their idea is that any guy who can break up a marriage or at least appear to break up a marriage must be straight, at least in the eyes of the public. Meanwhile, the gay actor can enjoy fun times with our actress' husband who happens to like playing on both sides of the fence. This just has win/win written all over it doesn't it.
On one hand, WHOEVER this blind item is about is clearly a very disturbed person. On the other hand, it is also clearly a complete genius. On the other hand, does Hollywood's Wealthiest Actress really need the $$? On the other hand, wouldn't it be amazing if she was just in it for the THRILLZ???
(Via Gawker)
"This B/C list actress from at least two very hit television shows is willing to be your beard for a price."
At least two hit television shows? That must be our very own CTS.
On the other hand, B/C list? Um, HELLO? Mommy Thorne Smith is A-list all the way!
On the other hand, IT HAS TO BE HER.