Everybody who knows anything about lesbians knows that their favorite activities are making up new words and then yelling at people for not using them. Everyone loves neologisms, but sometimes it gets so hard to understand those lesbians with all the Hizzytory and zim and zumminess. Well, it turns out they are not even called lesbians anymore. And FORGET about lesbo-- that one is totally out! Now we are supposed to be calling them "Gayelles." They picked this name after Smurfette's dykey sister whom Gargamel created to in order to destroy the institution of Smurfy marriage.
According to Gayelle.org
The word lesbian is antiquated; it is not representative of modern times, and or, of persons with modern views. Lesbian does not sound cheerful and fun, nor does it mean merry, like the word gay does; rather, it sounds more like loner, loser, and less. Gay females deserve more, not less...
By choosing gayelle, the feminine factors in “the equation of who is gay and who is not” can reassert their interest in the word gay, as well as, assert a displeasure for the word lesbian. More importantly, however, to choose gayelle over lesbian, would demonstrate a form of action that, most assuredly, would be helpful in restoring the rightful dignity that belongs to the mothers, daughters, sisters, and friends, who have been victims of hatemongering and or a poorly-conceived joke, and or, a lack of sensitivity.
Well no one would ever argue that lesbians are not "cheerful and fun!" I salute this great new Gayelle revolution!
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As a proud g0y man, I wholeheartedly approve of this trend.