Washington Post op-ed writer Charlotte Allen has pulled a Benedictrix Arnold on her sisters and revealed a well-guarded secret formerly known only to her fellow females and to the respective creators of "Three's Company" and "She's the Sheriff": women are stupid.
Allen is very persuasive, citing such diverse and thoughtful examples as the success of "Grey's Anatomy", the popularity of Barack Obama, and the mismanaged debacle that is Hillary Clinton's "stupidest" campaign for the White House, to support her argument that women are merely "children of a larger growth."
Now, I know there are plenty of women and women-sympathizers out there who are going to resent Ms. Allen for letting the cat out of the bag -- some of them are already flinging feces at her good name over at HuffPo -- but I for one am grateful that she broke the silence.
Moreover, there's no need for ladies to (stupidly, natch) get their panties in a bunch. As Ms. Allen so wisely counsels her sisters in stupidity:
Allen is very persuasive, citing such diverse and thoughtful examples as the success of "Grey's Anatomy", the popularity of Barack Obama, and the mismanaged debacle that is Hillary Clinton's "stupidest" campaign for the White House, to support her argument that women are merely "children of a larger growth."
Now, I know there are plenty of women and women-sympathizers out there who are going to resent Ms. Allen for letting the cat out of the bag -- some of them are already flinging feces at her good name over at HuffPo -- but I for one am grateful that she broke the silence.
Moreover, there's no need for ladies to (stupidly, natch) get their panties in a bunch. As Ms. Allen so wisely counsels her sisters in stupidity:
"Relax, enjoy the innate abilities most of us possess (as well as the ones fewer of us possess) and revel in the things most important to life at which nearly all of us excel: tenderness toward children and men and the weak and the ability to make a house a home."Hey....that's actually some pretty clever advice, coming from a Stupid Idiot LadyFace!
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