America has a new pasttime-- it's from the UK and it's even slower than baseball but way more fun and erotic! It's a new internet game called MISS BIMBO, and even though it is designed for young girls age 6-15, even a grown-ass man like me can surely enjoy it! In this great game, you are in charge of your own personal "bimbo." You can dress her (i keep mine in her undies), style her hair, have her go shopping or get a job in a bakery, play that fun game of MASTERMIND with her (to win Bimbo Dollars), or even buy her breast implants and send her to the shrink! The sky's the limit! You can even feed your new bimbo-- but don't go crazy, because, according to the game "The target weight for your bimbo is 127 lbs, and ideal height is a slinky 5 ft 6 inches." Well I have only been playing for one day and my bimbo has already ballooned to a portly 127.424 pounds. Luckily, that doesn't seem to bother my new boyfriend, an "Old actor" who gives me 50 Bimbo Dollars a day with which to do what I please. The goal of Miss Bimbo is to be "the coolest, richest and most famous bimbo in the whole world/game." Considering that this was already what I aspired to before I started playing Miss Bimbo, I'm well on my way! I just hope I can pick up some phone numbers while I'm at it. I've been looking for an eight-year-old bimbo with a bewb job.
Can Miss Bimbos give BJs?