Thanks to YouTube user and gainer extraordinairre WilieBoy17, I now have a new, cool, and erotic catchphrase to use when I'm double-fisting gratuitous late-night pizza in front of a horrified JMZZ or Bmad. Now I will seem HOT and SEXY instead of just fat and self-indulgent.
And as my adolescent boy-bewbs start growing back, I will find an eager audience for my transformation on YouTube. WillieBoy17 already has lots of admirers, and he hasn't even cracked 200 pounds yet! You can find their wonderfully supportive comments, where his fans encourage his continued weight gain, compliment his "overhang", and tell him to "watch out for stretchies", here.
I promise to revisit WillieBoy when he celebrates his "200 party".
(h/t Fleshbot)
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