Great news! In a veritable perfect storm of tangential faggotry, it has been revealed that dreamy/illiterate tight end TIM RIGGINS (real name "Taylor Kitsch") of TV's faggiest football show ever, FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS, is set to play GAMBIT, the worlds faggiest X-Man, in the upcoming Wolverine movie.For those of you who are not regular X-Men readers, Gambit is a mush-mouthed, chartreuse-wearing, mulleted virgin whose weapon of choice is a deck of playing cards. He has an ongoing romance with that frigid bitch ROGUE, but since her powers prevent her from ever knowing the touch of a man, their relationship mostly boils down to flirtatious/feybulous repartee of this sort.
(Sound clip via the X-Men Cartoon Sounds Page)
PS this picture might not actually be taylor kitsch.
OMG! WWRD?
Please, can they rewrite Gambit so he is not a Cajun? I hate Cajun characters. Especially white Cajun characters. Chere.