After her seminal performance as Woman in Diner in Spaceballs, blonde tartlet Rhonda Shear went on to become television’s Second Wealthiest Actress thanks to her role as the sexy host of USA’s “Up All Night”—the go-to spot in the ’90s for cinephiles and horny dudes alike—where she laid such golden eggs as: “Surfing and Nazis go together like cream cheese and nails,” “It’s hotter than a Pepsi from a hotel vending machine,” and “I haven’t seen this much action on the beach since my bikini top came off!”

According to her awesome Cheap-Trick-blasting Myspace page, you can still catch her at local truckstops wherever in “Pajama Party Show,” her touring slumber party of the freshest of fresh comediennes, or on the Home Shopping Network promoting her line of hot lingerie based on a complex mathematical theory called “Slip Into Slim!” She's even a contributing writer for DOLLS MAGAZINE!

A bonus video of Shear hawking Lace Control Panties after the jump!

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