Davey Wavey, Fey Friends spiritual advisor and preferred twink of ogling daddies worldwide, is selling one of his famous paintings on eBay! No, it’s not one of the Pollockesque canvases on which the artist made his name. It’s a tetraptych paint-pen epic, mind-blowingly titled The Entire Universe Dwells Within You, which depicts some dude barfing out a rainforest. And it could be yours for a mere 12,100 USD—half of which goes to charity (obviously), the other to help our shirtless wonder continue his journey of wonderment.
Of course, given the history of the bidding, which started at just 100 (!), you’ll likely have to shell out a bit more by the auction’s close two days from now. But no matter. I know how many hearts out there melt like rainbow skittles when faced with DW's sunny personality (and pert nipples) on Youtube. Oh, and that fabled mill-building loft that houses our waxed Buddha? It’s apparently in North Kingstown, RI. On your marks, get set…
Davey Wavey!
Sigh.
I'd leave everything for him.
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